J.Lo To Use Real Microphone While Performing At The Axis In Las Vegas!

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Jennifer Lopez has reportedly signed a deal to appear on stage at The Axis, for a total of 72 performances of some sort, over the next 2 years. Negotiations were completed after a last minute snag was smoothed over. At a salary of $350 thousand per show, Planet Hollywood management felt justified in insisting she carry a actual working microphone while on stage. This was almost a deal breaker, as the Iconic star finds it a bit harder to dance and remove clothing, while coping with the awkward heft of a real microphone. Promoters felt she needed the increased authenticity of a live performance, as they received much criticism for the lightweight prop mike carried by Britney Spears. Negotiators hammered out a compromise by hiring special trainers and choreographers at their expense to strengthen J.Lo’s wrists and deltoid muscles and to assist with some dance steps that are easier to maneuver while grasping a solid hand held mike. One anonymous source added, “And ya know if she wants to speak, the tech will actually have the option of turning on the mike!”

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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“My Kids Don’t Know What I Do For A Living,” Megyn Kelly Tells People Magazine!

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NJ Governor Chris Christie Takes Leave Of Absence. Will Seek GOP Nomination For President While Working At Walmart

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“I am sick of hearing about the minimum wage,” groused New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. “It seems so petty!” In order to show that the issue has been blown way out of proportion, the Governor has placed his state elected position on hold “Hiya, Hiya Ladies! Welcome ta Walmart.” and taken a job at a Paramus NJ Walmart. He plans to continue his run for the GOP presidency nomination while working for minimum wage as a greeter. “Over by appliances” He believes anybody can make a living “Hiya, Welcome to Walmart. Here’s a flyer” on the current wage minimum. “Hiya Hiya Hiya Welcome ta Walmart.” He also thinks there is plenty of government assistance for everybody. Too much in fact. “Yes it’s me Chris. furniture’s over in that corna past electronics. Geez it’s hot in here. Anybody got a towel? 10 minutes and I’m a sweat bag.” He believes people have it too easy and don’t want to work hard get up the ladder of success. They expect high wages on a low rung. “Anybody seen my manager? Seriously, how long is this freakin’ shift? Can someone go get me a Coke”

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President Obama Updates Iconic Moment in American History With Image Homage!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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New Faces Of Hollywood 2014!

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This town is being taken by storm today by a fresh new face in an already saturated galaxy of stars! Appearing at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Awards on Monday in Los Angeles, people could not stop talking about this baby’s breath ingénue. A veritable whisper storm of “Who is She??” took over the place the moment she entered the ballroom, already filled with the most glamorous women of Hollywood, who make it their business to know everybody. Random gasps were heard as well. This gal took them all by surprise, many admitted and questioned that, although obviously beautiful, did she belong at this luncheon? Although not unfriendly, the new beauty never truly engaged anyone in conversation or show biz banter. A tight little smile seemed all she was willing to donate to the cause and seemed most interested in finding her right light, which admittedly, in this town, is not that strange a behavior.

[Ed. Note: This story was filed earlier today. Most main news sources are now reporting that this mystery person was revealed to be Renee Zellweger]

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