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Could Tori Spelling Have Ebola? Daring Promotion For New Season Of True Tory!

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In the midst of filming Season 2 of her reality show True Tori, the star had a coughing fit and naturally everyone assumed it might be Ebola, so while the cameras rolled and the press notified, she was rushed to Cedars Sinai Hospital where she was immediately quarantined from everyone, except of course TMZ and Tori’s camera crew who continued filming wearing safety clothing and masks, which the show provided. “Of course we assumed it was Ebola” said one producer. “It’s all over the news and seemed like a no-brainer. Tori is a news hound and has been following the stories a little too closely perhaps. We believe that is how she could have come in contact with it.” One doctor who appeared to be eavesdropping just shook his head in disbelief at the situation.

Although Tori will miss a promotional event tonight, they expect her to make a full recovery and be back dealing with emotional issues with her mother and fighting with her cheating husband Dean McDermott tomorrow. A note passed to the press allegedly from Tori read, “Thank you for all the prayers, flowers and good wishes. If I had to get this disease I am glad we captured it, for all to experience the reality of the…” (The note ended there, as reportedly she had another coughing fit.)

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Winner’s Trophy In Mary’s “Most Coy Wedding Smile” Contest Goes To…….Whoever This Is!

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“I never actually imagined I would win a prize for it, but the truth is, I’ve been practicing this smile for years” said the bride. “I would stand in front of the mirror for hours and think, How do I want to look in my official wedding portrait? I didn’t want to just look happy! I would try a faraway dreamy look, a dewy-eyed visage if you will, a loving gaze into my husband’s eyes kind of look, a childlike innocent look or a look of unbridled joy. None of these seemed to work. So decided I would have to do a mash-up of a few different looks. I finally narrowed it down to a sexy, smug, self satisfied, yet appreciative, Uh Huh look what I got! kinda look. It took a lot of thought and practice but a bride does want to look her best on her wedding day and I think I really nailed it!”

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TMZ Exclusive! Bruce’s Housekeeper’s Daughter’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Butcher’s Son Is Dating Kris’s Manicurist And Wow Is She Angry!!

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We can always count on TMZ to dig up the real entertainment scoop. Harvey and his crack team leave no trash can unturned and no algae undisturbed in their pursuit of even the tiniest shred of gossip. This item has got to be a classic, almost Watergatelike in it’s intricacy. And who doesn’t love puppies!

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New Feature! Walking With Tom

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