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Charlie Sheen has called off his wedding to Scotty Ross and sighs of relief were heard throughout the San Fernando Valley in Southern California. Ross, currently an ex-porn star has been engaged to Sheen for the past year. Working under the stage name, Brett Rossi, she had over 50 films under her belt including, Bondage Tongue Bath, Nice Shoes…Wanna Fuck?, and the award winning, She Loves My Big Titties. Ross reportedly had quit porn when she met Charlie and went to nursing school, which is a normal fall back career we are told. Charlie has decided that rather than taking a 4^th wife, he needs to concentrate on the 5 children he knows for sure he has fathered. Basically, he explained, he was happy to have crossed off “Long term sex with Porn Star” from his bucket list, so it was a very positive experience overall.

Although many in the pornographic industry had kept mum on the subject, as to not incur Charlie’s wrath, there is a palpable sense of relief in the community. “It’s hard enough to get any respect in this business as it is,” said one producer. “We don’t need parents to worry that if their daughters become adult film stars they will end up with someone like him. That is not the kind of PR we need.