Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

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As Typhoon Phanfone Bears Down On Southern Japan, Everybody Agrees It’s Scary As Hell, But Loves The Name!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

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“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was yelling, ‘”Number 3!,”… “ Number 1!,”…. “Number 2!,” “We love you Gaga!, “Go Home Bitch!” and their wild ideas of what might be behind each of the 3 doors. As host Wayne Brady tried to distract her with wads of cash in hand, the noise was deafening and the scene, chaotic, until Gaga finally raised her octopus tentacles and shouted, “Would you motherfuckers shut the hell up?” With order restored she picked door #3, which revealed a perfectly lovely dinette set from Ethan Allen. However, in joyfully thanking Mr. Brady, she accidentally slapped him with the hard end of her tentacle while trying to hug him and knocked him out cold. Taping was suspended until Mr. Brady recovers from a minor concussion.

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Martin-Lawrence Heats Up! J-Law Watches Chris Perform Again! Keeps Clothes On!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

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In the middle of a horribly, embarrassing hacked naked photo firestorm, somehow 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence has managed to keep her head up. Combining the power of love and promotion, her popularity continues to soar as the sympathy factor takes her to a whole other level of human interest. She was spotted by somebody(who immediately alerted the media), yesterday at yet another rock concert, this one starring Kings of Leon, but featuring a guest appearance by her co-canoodler Chris Martin. Jennifer, it is reported kept all of her clothes on, but it is obvious she is smitten with poor Gwyneth’s ex and it won’t be long before the stunning Hunger Games star will be flaunting her charms for the sexy Coldplay front man in a private arena. While watching Chris perform from backstage she downed a cold beverage and was seen putting a few healthy snacks from the Crafts table into her Kate Spade bag. Eyewitnesses said she appeared to be “super happy” as she smiled a great deal and her glistening, bee-stung lips moved to every word 37 year old father of 2, Chris sang. Sources say Chris asked her to come with him to Anaheim for the next gig to appear backstage as well. Coldplay? Looks like we have a Hot romance! In a sky full of stars we think he saw her!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

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Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs the crazy genius only Carrie possesses and so the whole gang is back, minus Nicholas Brody, last seen hanging around in Iran. Brody will however appear in flashbacks and as a voice in Carrie’s head on a regular basis. But not to worry! Like a crazed car chase, the story will remain as ridiculous as it is relentless and of course there will be plenty of emotional breakdowns. When asked about the sadness quotient Claire Danes responded thoughtfully, “Yes, Carrie is still sad, but it’s a different kind of sad, a sexy sad, a not so obvious sad. It’s a bit less mad sad than before, a less uncontrolled sad, more internal I would say, a subtler sad. But yet she remains sad, sad to say.”

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Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

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Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Rihanna, and many many others to know that anybody, I mean any Tom, Dick or Harry, can simply Google their name and instantly see a variety of sexy, hot, nude and semi nude photos of my clients. It couldn’t be easier to view, download and save these very personal photos that they never expected the public to see, so they didn’t hold back the suggestive, provocative poses meant for their special loved ones only. Google has done nothing to stop this free range sex platter!” A Google spokesman has already assured Mr. Singer that they will be happy to start deleting these all-color, all-size photographs as soon as he lets them know which are the hacked nude photos and which are the legitimately posted nude photos.

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Nick Jonas Says “Look!… I’m Not With Disney Anymore! Please Take My Music Seriously!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

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When you got something to sell, you sell it! Nick Jonas, taking a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook, “How To Kill The Mouse.” is gearing up to market his new album, “Grab My Package” by dropping trou and getting serious. Gone is his famous purity ring and sweet tweener image. “I’m not a Disney robot anymore. I know my future success is in my own hands. I am grown up and so is my music,” laughed Nick, “It’s quality practically speaks for itself.” He added that he is definitely looking forward to his performance with Robin Thicke at the next MTV Awards. “Now, that should be interesting,” he said with a wink.

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

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