Robert Downey Jr. Gets His Wish. Mel Gibson To Direct Iron Man 4 “The Passion Of The Stark”

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Looks like Robert Downey Jr. will be suiting up for another episode of Iron Man. Robert had said he would do another installment of the mega billion moneymaker, only if his buddy Mel Gibson would agree to direct. Studio execs announce that Mel has agreed  to direct and has been given absolute control over script, cast, shooting schedule, locations, music, final cut, theater outlets and candy concession. Mel has said he is out of his mind with joy and expressly wanted to thank all the nice Jewish Men at the movie studio for this opportunity. He said he has a few tweaks to make to the script, and is still working up the accents for the special language he created for the characters. He is also researching a jungle area he spotted in Central America when he was filming Apocalypto. “This movie will be about finding the soul of Tony Stark and his redemption,” he mentioned to a  California Highway Patrol Officer who had pulled him over for speeding on his way back home, who nodded, pretending to listen, adding “Welcome to America, Officer!” Mr. Downey’s AA sponsor has been put on 24 hour standby.

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Finally! Kimberly-Clark Has A Practical Solution!

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CDC, Obama And WHO Offer Solution To Stop Ebola Spread. “Everybody Stay Where You Are!”

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A simple solution to the inevitable worldwide spread of the Ebola Virus has been announced in a joint statement from President Obama in conjunction with The World Health Organization and The Center for Disease Control. The President stated it briefly yet in an irritated tone, “Stop where you are and stay there! Stop moving around from place to place. Stop getting on planes and traveling to and from the hotbeds of the illness. In other words, stay the hell where you are!” We’ve got health care workers bringing it back, freelance reporters dragging it home. Now we have people flying to see these people and then flying around the United States with it. What are you people, idiots? Please we are beggin ya. just Stop!”

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8 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About

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1. Born Blake Brown, she almost went with Deadly but thought Lively seemed a more cheerful last name.

2. As stipulated in her contract, she got to keep the traveling pants.

3. Not initially interested in acting, she was forced into it because she was just that good.

4. She was not the first choice to play the role of Mrs. Ryan Reynolds but took over the part when Scarlett Johansson passed on having a baby.

5. Although her four siblings were raised as Southern Baptists, she was raised a Northern Opportunist.

6. Three years later, Time magazine editors are still attempting to figure out how she was named one of their Top 100 Influential people of 2011, but since she managed to make the list, that may be proof enough.

7. From May to October in 2011, she dated Leonardo DiCaprio and it actually is listed on her acting resume.

8. Actress Katherine Heigl felt the need to mention in an interview that Blake bores the hell out of her, and yet they have never met.

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First Girls, Now Phones! Cloud Leaks Sexy Shots of Stunning New Samsung A3 And A5 Phones!

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Phone Porn is sweeping the Internet as leaked photos of the much-rumored Galaxy A-series Smartphones have been spotted online. Glossy digital foldout images of non-removable back-covers and 100 pc aluminum chassis are the stuff of nighttime fantasy for tech tantalizing. Many consider the images NSFW. They are that good!

The A3 and A5 were set to be unveiled in the coming weeks and will be joined by the lusty, yet sleek A7, which no one has seen, but most expect it to be in the next wave of leaked shots. Although these could easily have been selfies, these photos appear to be the result of professional, studio sessions, so the quality really is top notch for leakage.

Knowing that the A3 will come with a 4.52-inch qHD AMOLEDdisplay, Snapdragon 410 quad-core processor, 8MP rear camera and 5MP front shooter and an even more loaded A5, has already caused numerous cases of photo erotic asphyxiation and experts advise caution when viewing these Smartphones. A Samsung spokesman said “There’s no control. That’s the big danger of leakage.”

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Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Arrested! Charged With Teen Impersonation!

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Gwen Stefani and her husband, Bush front man, Gavin Rossdale were taken into custody yesterday in Hudtown, Ohio and charged with teenage impersonation, attire unbecoming to specific age group. Unbeknownst to the two rockers, the city has recently enacted a law requiring age appropriate clothing at all times in public spaces. Police chief Harold Slackenoff from the HPD made a statement to the press. “It’s sad that we have become the fashion police but this has gotten totally out of hand. It is very confusing to the kids. We don’t care what you wear in the privacy of your own home or on stage but before you stroll our streets you better take a second look in that full-length mirror! I personally love Gwen, but these two are pushin’ 50! Who are they kiddin’?” When asked how he knows when clothing is inappropriate, the chief responded, “It’s like porn. I can’t define it, but I know it when I see it!” After being ticketed and scheduled for a court appearance Gwen was dropped off at The Limited and Gavin was last seen perusing the racks at Men’s Warehouse.

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