Jay-Z And The Boys Sell It Like The Girls!!

BestSexyBoys Talk about something we didn’t see coming! Not to be outdone by the surprise sexy duet by Beyonce and Nicki Minaj, during their “On The Run” tour concert in Paris on September 12, Jay-Z surprised the audience when he introduced special guest Nelly and then blew everyone away when Justin Timberlake sashayed out as well. There was an explosion of gasps and hormones throughout the venue.

To the shock and awe of fans in Stade de France in Paris on September 12, the “Sexyback” singer, Nelly and Beyonce’s husband performed a sexy triplet of JT’s hit “Suit and Tie!” As expected, the performance was straight up awesome! This audience got the surprise of their lives when Justin hit the stage, the crowd roared with applause. The boys just sizzled in their sexy outfits. Justin in a speedo with a fun top shook it like his mama taught him. Nelly in his cargo shorts with his “Oh so sexy” pecs, (just shiny enough) and tattoos and Jay-Z, thank goodness, actually in a tuxedo lookin’ ready for a hot night on the town! These guys sure know how to wriggle and shimmy! Six cheeks, no waiting! All the outfits just complemented each other so well. These guys should perform together all the time.

We have to say, this was the perfect way to close out Beyonce’s husband’s epic tour! We’re secretly hoping that these hotties decide to go out tour together! Wouldn’t that be amazing? Viva pour la Musique!!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Chris Brown Offers Ray Rice Advice. Ray Looks Forward To Private Meeting With Chris In Hotel Elevator!

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Today’s Gratuitous and Obscure Movie Reference Product Endorsement

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Exclusive!!! Iggy Azalea’s Personal Day Planner For September. This Explains How She Got So “Fancy” So Fast!!

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Modern Career Building just got clearer, thanks to this leaked page from Iggy’s Day Planner. Precisely showing each days activity, it just may become the gold standard “game plan” for any aspiring pop or rap star. With experienced Talent Management on her side and an unbelievable work ethic, Iggy looks well on her way to keeping our attention for some time to come! We can only imagine what she’s got planned for October!

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Obama Unveils Secret Plan! Palin Family Grabs A Six-Pack And Heads To Iraq To Open A Can Of Whoopass On ISIS. Alaska Style!!

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It turns out that President Obama does have another plan for dealing with the ISIS crisis in Iraq. That plan is called Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The top-secret plan became public yesterday when reporters discovered the Palin Family going through maneuvers at a local party in Alaska. Obama pointed out the beauty of the plan. “They already own all the weapons they will need. As we all know, they can practically see Iraq from their house, so they already have that advantage and they accept payment in beer and moose pelts. I am confident when Tracks throws that left hook and Sarah gives those ISIS guys the finger, this will be another mission accomplished. “

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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After Draining The Final Drop Out Of “True Blood”, Steven and Anna Take Part-Time Gig, Handling Babies And Baggage At LAX

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