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Holiday Tom Turkey Character Actor Fired At Mall. “He Was Really Depressing Everybody!”

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“He was really supposed to get everyone excited about Thanksgiving and gear everybody up for Black Friday Shopping,” said Mall representative Maria Dysoto, “but he really just left everyone rather depressed and made a lot of children cry.” Tom Turkey … Continue reading →

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Allstate Insurance Announces “Black Friday” Coverage For The War Torn And Weary Shopper!

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“People should be able to shop fearlessly on the first day of the Christmas Season,” says Allstate rep, Carol Ingon. “They shouldn’t have to worry about getting a black eye, or a broken arm, or even a concussion, fighting with other shoppers … Continue reading →

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