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The Men Take Over The Red Carpet Beauty At The Golden Globes! Damn The Tuxedos!!

Posted on January 12, 2015 by jr

Tired of the major attention being focused on the designer dresses worn by the women, with a slight perfunctory reference to the men’s tuxedos (as if anyone cared) the real men of Hollywood took a shot last evening at grabbing … Continue reading →

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Clooney Buys Downton Abbey For Amal! Plans To Retain Most Of The Staff! Fascinating!

Posted on December 29, 2014 by jr

“Anything for my bride!” says George Clooney, obviously, still very much in love with his wife after over 3 months of wedded bliss. “I saw her admiring Downtown Abbey on HGTV International House Hunters program and she seemed enthralled. The … Continue reading →

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Wasting No Time, President Obama Nominates Three Possible Ambassadors To Cuba

Posted on December 18, 2014 by jr

“No no no no no no no” said Marco Rubio

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Are George Clooney And Jennifer Lawrence Remaking Gone With The Wind?

Posted on November 9, 2014 by jr

According to a totally baseless rumor, newlywed George Clooney is in talks to star as the iconic Rhett Butler in a remake of the 1939 classic, Gone With The Wind! His dream Scarlett is said to be Jennifer Lawrence and … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Best Venice Bachelor Party Ever! You’re Welcome Ladies!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr
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Men Around The World Reap Consolation Bonanza As George Clooney Marries! Major Spike Expected In Birth Rate!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Millions of women were left bereft with shattered dreams yesterday as the perennial bachelor said, “I do” in Venice, Italy. “The longer he stayed single, the better I thought my chances were” cried one top model, “these next few weeks … Continue reading →

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Italy Closes Borders, Shuts Down Airports In Preparation For George Clooney’s Wedding.

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

What started in Venice with the closing of 2 picturesque walkways along the Grand Canal, to keep crowds away from George Clooney’s wedding has turned into a countrywide shutdown. The sheer weight of the amount of people going to the … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading →

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