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Black Friday Brings Out America’s Best!!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

And who doesn’t love a great deal on a flat screen TV?

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Thanksgiving Edition.

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Ted lets you know what he knows as soon as he knows it.

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 21, 2014 by jr
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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr
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Forget Southfork Ranch. Ted Cruz Proposes New Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread As The Official Texas Spread!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr

“Have you tasted this stuff? OMG it is just plain deliciousness on a spoon!” said Texas junior senator Ted Cruz, after passing out samples of the new peanut butter chocolate spread from Reeses, to the press. He had just finished … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Wins Value Voters Poll As “Favorite Candidate To Study For The GED With”

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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Man Desperate To Get Into White House Jumps Fence. Secret Service Stands Down. It’s Only Ted Cruz!

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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