Surprise announcement today, out of the heartland when a brick, who until recently was simply one of many, in a home in Kansas City, announced his intention to seek the Republican Party nomination for the Presidency.
Appearing at his downtown campaign offices, the brick spoke quite eloquently to the press. “At first, when they demolished the house I had been part of for 123 years, I felt destroyed as well. My life was over it seemed. I truly believed that I had no future. What was I gonna do. I mean, even I can admit that I am not that bright. Some people even say I am as dumb as….well… you know.” Reporters silently nodded their heads in understanding.
“And then I started hearing all of the declared GOP candidates saying some of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard and proposing legislation they musta dug outta the most illiterate, most backward pile of ignorance they could find. It’s like a lollapalooza of stupid! I don’t want to name any names, but I wonder if many of these guys have ever fully read a legal document! And that includes the actual Constitution of The United States of America! I thought, Hey! I’m a brick and even I think you guys are idiots.! That’s when I realized that I still had a purpose and a job left to do. I can still be part of a house. The greatest in all this land, The White House. So I am declaring my run for the top office today and I thank you for your support.”
“I’m a brick and I approved this message.”
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Doha
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Stupid Brick, it’s lollapalooza… looza.
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It was a typo. Thanks for pointing it out!
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Always funny to read where the GOP are illiterate when in reality there are more Dems out there that refuse to read or research fact then any other party. I guess the real difference between the Dems and all other political parties is that Dems blindly follow what others tell them whereas the rest want to know the facts before we make our minds up.
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Frankly there are members of both parties that are as dumb as bricks.
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Yeah, Karisha, you sound like one that votes against her own interests. How a woman can vote Republican is beyond me.
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And just what sources, Karisha, do you “read and research” when making your informed decisions? If you’d like to pick a topic, any topic of your choice, we could conduct a
read and research competition right here for all to judge.
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I would like to see your sources for the facts you are reporting in this comment please.
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Always funny to read where GOP trolls try to say it’s the Dems who follow blindly. Look at your leaders. They have made “double down on stupid” their constant policy.
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“Brick’s” nomination means he would be the brightest Republican candidate since Nixon.
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