Author Archives: jr

Barbara Walters Forces Webster’s Dictionary To Redefine “Fascinating”

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

  Barbara Walters announced her top ten most fascinating people of 2014 and the most fascinating person turned out to be Amal Alamuddin Clooney, which was most definitely surprising, but was she fascinating?  To many viewers and critics it seemed … Continue reading →

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Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr

Art Buchwald

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Jeb Bush To Release 250 Thousand Emails In Cross Promotion With Sominex! No More Counting Sheep!!

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr
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Creed’s Scott Stapp Allegedly Threatens President And To Release New Album. Officials Consider Second Threat Very Serious!

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on December 14, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

F.Scott Fitzgerald

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Angelina Jolie Releases New Documentary Film “A Pox On Me” Just In Time For Academy Award Consideration!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

A relatively new strain of the age-old childhood trauma, Chicken Pox, has been quietly spreading around the world. It’s been dubbed “Glamapox,” in deference to its first apparent victim, international superstar, Angelina Jolie. Although it is nowhere near as deadly … Continue reading →

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Hallucinogenic Mushrooms Found Growing Wild On The Grounds Of Buckingham Palace. “Curiouser And Curiouser,” says The Queen!

Posted on December 13, 2014 by jr

Filmmakers stumbled across the red and white speckled fly agaric fungus, as they shot footage in the 16-hectare private estate, for a documentary entitled The Queen’s Garden, to be screened by broadcaster ITV on Christmas Day. Fly agaric is well … Continue reading →

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