Category Archives: City Desk

Tik Tok! Kesha’s Time Runs Out. Press Release Announces Impending Retirement!

“You gotta know when to fold em,” said Kesha in a phone interview. “As I told my producer and best friend Dr. Luke, I have had a great run but now it’s time to let the next generation take the … Continue reading

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From The “Is This Real?” Department

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Carrie And The Gang Will Be Back! First Look At Sex And The City 3

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Vatican Calls For Catholic Church To Welcome Gays. Pope Francis Immediately Hires Consultants

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News Executives Confirm “Wild Speculation” Is The Future Of News Reporting!

“People want answers as fast a possible, even if we don’t have them,” explained Jeff Zucker president of CNN, “and it is our job to give them answers, so speculative news gathering is definitely the way to go. And we … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Art History 101. Bey And Jay Visit Mona

Beyonce and Jay-Z took Blue Ivy on her first tour of The Louvre Museum in Paris. As Jay said “”You can never start an art education too early. You need to know the past if you expect to know what … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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