Category Archives: City Desk

Because Nothing Celebrates The Birth Of Jesus Like The Gift Of A New Gun!

Posted on November 28, 2014 by jr

Historically, to celebrate the birth of mankind’s savior, the three wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myhrr, but things have changed a bit in two thousand and fourteen years. Jimmy Sparks of Gunworld explained this years hottest gift. … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on November 28, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thoughts

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Thanksgiving Edition.

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Ted lets you know what he knows as soon as he knows it.

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For Thanksgiving Bette Midler Performs A Special Version Of Her Classic… “The Wind Beneath My Turkey Wings!”

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Did you ever know that you’re my dinner You’re everything I wish I could eat I love you more with all your stuffing You are the wind beneath my turkey wings. Fly Fly So high against the sky Thank You Thank … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Holiday Tom Turkey Character Actor Fired At Mall. “He Was Really Depressing Everybody!”

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“He was really supposed to get everyone excited about Thanksgiving and gear everybody up for Black Friday Shopping,” said Mall representative Maria Dysoto, “but he really just left everyone rather depressed and made a lot of children cry.” Tom Turkey … Continue reading →

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Allstate Insurance Announces “Black Friday” Coverage For The War Torn And Weary Shopper!

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“People should be able to shop fearlessly on the first day of the Christmas Season,” says Allstate rep, Carol Ingon. “They shouldn’t have to worry about getting a black eye, or a broken arm, or even a concussion, fighting with other shoppers … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Will This Donut Look Good On Me? Get The New Fat-App And See Immediately!!!

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

The FDA will soon require chain restaurants and movie theaters to list the amount of calories contained in each item on the menu, in hopes that knowing the calorie count in that mashed potato, cheese and gravy will deter Americans … Continue reading →

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Lindsey Graham Nominates Arnold Schwarzenegger To Replace Chuck Hagel As Secretary Of Defense!

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has put forth the name of his dream candidate for Secretary of Defense, to replace Chuck Hagel and that name is Arnold Schwarzenegger! At a hastily called press conference this morning Graham was fairly rapturous in … Continue reading →

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