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First Girls, Now Phones! Cloud Leaks Sexy Shots of Stunning New Samsung A3 And A5 Phones!

Phone Porn is sweeping the Internet as leaked photos of the much-rumored Galaxy A-series Smartphones have been spotted online. Glossy digital foldout images of non-removable back-covers and 100 pc aluminum chassis are the stuff of nighttime fantasy for tech tantalizing. … Continue reading

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Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Arrested! Charged With Teen Impersonation!

Gwen Stefani and her husband, Bush front man, Gavin Rossdale were taken into custody yesterday in Hudtown, Ohio and charged with teenage impersonation, attire unbecoming to specific age group. Unbeknownst to the two rockers, the city has recently enacted a … Continue reading

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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading

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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs … Continue reading

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Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, … Continue reading

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ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading

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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading

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