Category Archives: City Desk

CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr
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It’s A Girl For Mila And Ashton! Introducing “Huh? Kunis-Kutcher”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Still Under Pressure After Congressional Hearing, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson Resigns!

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr

After Ms. Pierson appeared at a brutal congressional hearing on Tuesday, when she had to explain to a House panel how an armed intruder jumped the White House fence on Sept. 19 and made it as far into the mansion … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading →

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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr
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Everyone Wants To Ride The Magic Mike Bus! Now Oprah Jumps On Board!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

Everybody continues to jump on board Magic Mike 2 or as it is more coyly known “XXL”, which really seems appropriate, as the cast grows bigger every second. The list of stars who want in on Mike keeps getting longer and … Continue reading →

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White House Intruder Got Further Than Originally Reported. Goes Swimming And Bowling!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

It was originally reported that the recent intruder at The White House was nabbed at the front door. New reports are showing a much more embarrassing scenario. Turns out that he actually made it much further and had plenty of … Continue reading →

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