Category Archives: Scoop

Girls Night Out In Downtown Red Wing, A Complete And… Well You Know, “Udder” Failure! (We Have No Shame)

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

Local Bars and Restaurants in this beautiful little town in Minnesota thought they might attract more customers to their establishments if they dubbed Thursday “Girls Night Out” and offered special inducements to the females to attend. This they reasoned would … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry Sees The Illegal Alien Sub Plot In Peter Pan!! Demands Investigation!

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of … Continue reading →

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100 Missing Brains Found In Texas. Authorities Vow To Continue Search For More!!

Posted on December 3, 2014 by jr
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Montana Lawmakers Consider 85MPH Speed Limit. May Add It To Assisted Suicide Bill

Posted on December 3, 2014 by jr
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Star Wars Sequel Breaks Record! Raises $582 Million In 2 Days With Kickstarter Campaign. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone!

Posted on December 2, 2014 by jr

Breaking all previous records on Kickstarter, JJ Abrams has managed to raise over half a billion dollars in only 2 days, after sneaking an 88 second preview on the Internet. “I know that Kickstarter is really for independent films and … Continue reading →

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Elizabeth Lauten, Republican Aide Critical Of Obama Daughters, Snapped Up By Sarah Palin To Be Her Nanny!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

The Republican congressional aide who wrote a widely-disseminated Facebook post criticizing President Obama’s daughters, walked out of one plum job and landed another. She has been hired by Sarah Palin, former Alaska Governor and currently former Alaska Governor, to be … Continue reading →

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Black Friday Brings Out America’s Best!!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

And who doesn’t love a great deal on a flat screen TV?

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Macy’s Unveils Greatest Parade Balloon Ever!

Posted on November 29, 2014 by jr

Walking and Flying with Mary Louise

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Oprah Poses On Thanksgiving Day With Winning Family Of The “Pose With Oprah On Thanksgiving Day Contest”

Posted on November 28, 2014 by jr

On Thanksgiving Oprah quickly posed with the Allen Family of Carlyle West Virginia, winners of a little known contest, open only to the subscribers of “O” Magazine. Hopefuls were asked to explain in 500 word essays exactly how thankful they … Continue reading →

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Because Nothing Celebrates The Birth Of Jesus Like The Gift Of A New Gun!

Posted on November 28, 2014 by jr

Historically, to celebrate the birth of mankind’s savior, the three wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myhrr, but things have changed a bit in two thousand and fourteen years. Jimmy Sparks of Gunworld explained this years hottest gift. … Continue reading →

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