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Chris Hemsworth Named People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive! Adam Levine Refuses To Give Up Title!!

Posted on November 19, 2014 by jr

Adam Levine, People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2013, reportedly has barricaded himself in his dressing room, at his TV Show, The Voice and refuses to turn over the winner sash to this years sexiest, Chris Hemsworth. According to sources, … Continue reading →

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26 Year Old To Marry Charles Manson! Bride-To-Be Registers At Bed Bath And “ARE YOU BEYOND INSANE???”

Posted on November 18, 2014 by jr
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“We’re Running Out Of Chocolate,” Says World’s Largest Producer. Sir Bob Geldorf Says “I’m On It!”

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr

Fresh off the instant success of his new Ebola-ized version of Do they know it’s Christmas? recorded over the weekend, with current British and Irish pop superstars, Sir Bob is already faced with another challenge. A world shortage of chocolate! … Continue reading →

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Reality Star Runs Out Of Body Parts To Expose. Internet Moves On To This Guy’s Haircut!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by jr

In an exhausting search to fill the never-ending thirst for nudity and trivia, the David Letterman question “Is This Anything?” has been tossed into the professional reporting trash bag along with integrity, value, facts and punctuation. After 3 days of … Continue reading →

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Rosetta’s Missing Philae Lander Batteries Dying. Apple Advises Closing Apps And Making Shorter Calls To Conserve Battery!

Posted on November 14, 2014 by jr
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Sneak Peak At A Taylor Swift Song In Utero. It’s Really Something!!

Posted on November 14, 2014 by jr

Taylor Swift never stops working! Even when dining last week in a chic NYC eatery she just had to take pen to paper and scribble down her deep musical thoughts, while her companions sat quietly checking their phones. Although she … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! FoxTakes! Your Guide To Understanding News Like The Professionals!!

Posted on November 13, 2014 by jr

These are confusing times in the world but even more confusing sometimes in the world of Television News production, especially at Fox News. One long-time Fox producer explained the modern communication problem. “Many reporters still subscribe to the old story … Continue reading →

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How It’s Done With Actual Talent!

Posted on November 13, 2014 by jr
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Forget Southfork Ranch. Ted Cruz Proposes New Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread As The Official Texas Spread!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr

“Have you tasted this stuff? OMG it is just plain deliciousness on a spoon!” said Texas junior senator Ted Cruz, after passing out samples of the new peanut butter chocolate spread from Reeses, to the press. He had just finished … Continue reading →

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Are George Clooney And Jennifer Lawrence Remaking Gone With The Wind?

Posted on November 9, 2014 by jr

According to a totally baseless rumor, newlywed George Clooney is in talks to star as the iconic Rhett Butler in a remake of the 1939 classic, Gone With The Wind! His dream Scarlett is said to be Jennifer Lawrence and … Continue reading →

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