Category Archives: Scoop

WSJ. How To Make A Sow’s Ear Out Of A Silk Purse!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr

News editors and writers agree that working at The Wall Street Journal these days has got to be one of the most challenging jobs in journalism. “It’s like Bizarro World,” said one top Editor, “Up is down, fat is thin … Continue reading →

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Iowa’s Joni Ernst Plans On Confronting Obama With Her High School Diploma and Dare Him To Show His!!!!!

Posted on November 5, 2014 by jr

As promised in her fiery campaign,  newly elected Iowa senator Joni Ernst is already planning on shaking up President Obama. She confided to reporters, this morning that she had been so keyed up on Election Day that she had to castrate … Continue reading →

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GOP Gets Good News For Presidential Race! Poll Shows Registered Republicans Have Extreme Loyalty!

Posted on November 3, 2014 by jr

With polls showing that the GOP has a good chance of taking control of the Senate after tomorrow’s election results, there is even more good news for them to celebrate. A Perlmutter-Pew Poll taken over the weekend has shown that … Continue reading →

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Meryl Streep Stuns With Great New Look! But There Are Questions!

Posted on November 2, 2014 by jr

Meryl Streep wowed at a recent appearance, looking more fresh and vibrant than ever! Although in awe, many questioned how this 65 year old could look so fantastic and yet also somewhat unrecognizable. Meryl has responded to all the talk … Continue reading →

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Mama June Will Not Be Fully Paid For Final Season Of Honey Boo Boo. TLC Announces Budget Surplus of Slim Jims And Pork Rinds!

Posted on November 1, 2014 by jr
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“The View” Goes Under ABC News Umbrella. Execs Hope To Make The Show More Light And Fun!

Posted on October 31, 2014 by jr

According to an internal memo at ABC News, The View will soon be under the auspices of the News Division, but what effect this will have on the show’s content or ratings is a huge unknown at this point. With … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween From The White House

Posted on October 31, 2014 by jr
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Emory University Study Results: Cheaper Ring = More Successful Marriage! Cracker Jack Sales Soar!!!

Posted on October 30, 2014 by jr

Results of a new research study suggest that smart guys and gals might want to lower their expectations when selecting that engagement ring because it may predict whether your marriage will be made in Heaven…..or just plain Hell. The study was … Continue reading →

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Finally A Real Reality Show The Whole Family Can Agree Is Frighteningly Funny!

Posted on October 30, 2014 by jr
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Woman Harassed During 10 Hour NYC Walk. Alec Baldwin Says “Welcome To My World!”

Posted on October 30, 2014 by jr
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