Category Archives: Scoop

ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading →

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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading →

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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It’s A Girl For Mila And Ashton! Introducing “Huh? Kunis-Kutcher”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading →

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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading →

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Everyone Wants To Ride The Magic Mike Bus! Now Oprah Jumps On Board!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

Everybody continues to jump on board Magic Mike 2 or as it is more coyly known “XXL”, which really seems appropriate, as the cast grows bigger every second. The list of stars who want in on Mike keeps getting longer and … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Best Venice Bachelor Party Ever! You’re Welcome Ladies!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr
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The Ford Mustang EcoBoost 2015!… Now With Performance Enhancers!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Since today’s muscle cars are made with much lighter modern materials such as carbon fiber, the sound of a four-cylinder engine, no matter how turbo-charged it may be, just doesn’t roar like the more traditional gas gulping muscle car engine. … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Wins Value Voters Poll As “Favorite Candidate To Study For The GED With”

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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