Category Archives: Scoop

Claire Danes Breaks Down When Informed She Missed The Next Deadline To Store Photos On The Cloud

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr

 

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Magic Mike XXL!! Sequel Halfway Finished Shooting…Still No Script!

Posted on September 6, 2014 by jr

Magic Mike earned over $167 million worldwide, so naturally a sequel is underway, being filmed in Savannah Georgia. Everybody thought the plot was being kept very hush-hush but that turns out NOT to be the case.There was a short delay … Continue reading →

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Newly Discovered Dinosaur, Dreadnoughtus, Takes Title Of Largest Terrestrial Animal. Gets Reality Series on “E”

Posted on September 5, 2014 by jr

Weighing in at 65 tons, Dreadnoughtus have no real issues with predators due to their intimidating size and muscular, weaponized tail. Executive producer Ryan Seacrest appears to have another large family hit  series on his hands. The only concern is … Continue reading →

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Cee-Lo To Teach Course At The Learning Annex

Posted on September 3, 2014 by jr

Reaction to Cee-Lo Green’s Tweets this past weekend discussing “dating etiquette” was swift and furious from the women’s rights group, UltraViolet and the general public as well. His TBS reality show “The Good Life” may have been cancelled but unlike some of … Continue reading →

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Another Gratuitous Product Endorsement

Posted on September 2, 2014 by jr
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Rihanna spends Labor Day Weekend Working With The Coast Guard

Posted on September 2, 2014 by jr

  The Coast Guard, the nation’s first line of defense against smugglers seeking to bring illegal substances into the United States got even tougher this weekend as Rihanna manned the front lines. Riding her private yacht “The Ganja” the Barbados … Continue reading →

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Michael Sam Joins Cast of “The Big Bang Theory”. Will play The Wacky Gay Neighbor!

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

  Cut from the Saint Louis Rams, 7th round draft choice, openly gay, Michael Sam has made a quick recovery and dashed into Hollywood where he will become the latest cast member of TV’s smash hit, “The Big Bang Theory”. … Continue reading →

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Plummeting Profits Force Abercrombie and Fitch To Hold Floor Model Sale

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

In a desperate attempt to turn around plummeting profits Abercrombie and Fitch has begun liquidating it’s assets starting with their surplus of floor models! A&F will be emptying their warehouses on campuses throughout the country. A spokesman said “This will … Continue reading →

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Fox and Friends Elisabeth Hasselbeck Accidentally Broadcasts A Fact Supporting Obama!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

Chaos reigned for a few moments behind the scenes on this morning’s telecast of Fox and Friends. Due to the combined inexperience of a new statistician and teleprompter operator, hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck inadvertently announced an upswing in President Barack Obama’s … Continue reading →

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James Cameron Announces “Titanic” Reboot Starring Michael Phelps!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

 

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