Category Archives: Scoop

Finally A Job This Team Is Almost Qualified For!

Posted on August 28, 2015 by jr
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Fox Unveils Amazing New GOP Presidential Debate Set And Format!

Posted on August 5, 2015 by jr

In order to accommodate all of the declared candidates for the GOP Presidential Nomination, Fox News went back to the drawing board and has stunned the design community with a breathtaking new set and format for the first Republican debate. … Continue reading →

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Mary Helps Miss Wilson’s 2nd Grade Class Letter To Congress Go Viral

Posted on May 29, 2015 by jr
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New Poll Shows 96% Of Americans Have Positive Feelings About Polls!

Posted on May 28, 2015 by jr
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Scoop!! Fox News To Launch “Benghazi Channel”…. Where Fiction And Fantasy Live!

Posted on May 27, 2015 by jr

The producers at Fox News have found themselves with a wealth of Benghazi conspiracy theories, and a plethora of nefarious misinformation, thanks to it’s stable of 267 imaginative writer, story editors and men in tinfoil hats. So much material, it … Continue reading →

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Murder Most Fowl. CSI: Duck Squad. New This Fall On CBS!

Posted on May 25, 2015 by jr

Just when you thought they had run out of new ideas comes a bunch of  Case Cracker Quackers. Four ducks who know their way around a murder scene and how to ruffle feathers to get the job done! Solving crime … Continue reading →

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FTM Scoop! Ted Cruz Urges Lucky Charms Boycott In Protest Of Ireland’s Same-Sex Marriage Vote!

Posted on May 25, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! TLC Gives Josh Duggar His Own Show. Forgive Us But…”Holy Smokes It’s Hot!!”

Posted on May 24, 2015 by jr

Nobody knew how close he really was to his family! Who knows what the number will be up to by the Fall? Check your local cable listings for debut date and time.

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New From AbFormal Wear! Dress Ups For The Show Offs!

Posted on May 22, 2015 by jr

Whether you are Magic Mike or just the guy in the last cubicle on the left, we understand your need for attention! You’ve worked hard at the gym and you can barely remember what a delicious carb tastes like. “Bread? … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz’s Nightmare Begins! He’s Ordered Into Mandatory Same Sex Marriage! Mary’s Got The Details!

Posted on May 21, 2015 by jr

After working up crowds with his claim that same-sex marriage was going to be mandatory very soon, Ted Cruz faced his second* greatest fear today, when he received his official indoctrination papers from the Gay Mafia, demanding he report for … Continue reading →

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