Category Archives: GTK

Romney Puts Up His Mitts For Charity Fight With Evander Holyfield!

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Man Enjoys Reading A Good Book. But We Couldn’t Believe What Happened Next!

He decided to take a nap!

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Mary Looks Forward To The Weekend!

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“Pin The Tail On The Doocy! Summertime Fun For The Whole Family! It’s Hilarious!

D-bag Toys introduces a new spin on an old party favorite. Just in time for those warm weather barbecues and pool parties, comes the fun game that 99% of the country can enjoy! It’s the age-old game that has been … Continue reading

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Mary Sends Her Best In The Middle Of A Busy Week

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Woman Surprises Husband By Remodeling Garage While He Was Away On Business!

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Michelle Duggar’s 87 Children Buy Her All New Female Internal Organs For Mother’s Day! TLC Renews TV Series For 19 More Years!

Michelle Duggar, star and “chief baby baker” of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting, got a heck of a surprise for Mother’s Day! A gift certificate for a transplant including a brand new uterus, set of ovaries, fallopian tubes and vagina, … Continue reading

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The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading

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Beyonce Starts Gofundme Designer Dress Site. Expects To Raise Enough To Complete Sexy Gown!

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Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 GOP Presidential Melee! Gets All-Important Endorsement From Chuck Norris!

Mike Huckabee refused to throw caution to the wind and jump into the 2016 GOP presidential race until he was sure he had the proper support. “Ya know,” he said casually, as he contentedly sucked on a watermelon drop, “people … Continue reading

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