Category Archives: GTK

WSJ. How To Make A Sow’s Ear Out Of A Silk Purse!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr

News editors and writers agree that working at The Wall Street Journal these days has got to be one of the most challenging jobs in journalism. “It’s like Bizarro World,” said one top Editor, “Up is down, fat is thin … Continue reading →

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National Donut Day Takes The Edge Off Of Election Results. Grateful Americans Turn To Glazed And Frosted For Both Comfort And Celebration!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by jr

Whether sorrowful or celebratory, Americans turned to the ooey gooey goodness of their favorite sugary doughy treat yesterday and rejoiced that we live in a country that has not one, but two National Donut Days! “Frosted or glazed, cream or … Continue reading →

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Mama June Will Not Be Fully Paid For Final Season Of Honey Boo Boo. TLC Announces Budget Surplus of Slim Jims And Pork Rinds!

Posted on November 1, 2014 by jr
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“The View” Goes Under ABC News Umbrella. Execs Hope To Make The Show More Light And Fun!

Posted on October 31, 2014 by jr

According to an internal memo at ABC News, The View will soon be under the auspices of the News Division, but what effect this will have on the show’s content or ratings is a huge unknown at this point. With … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Candy Trivia For A Happy Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2014 by jr

On this Halloween, SNICKERS still holds the top spot as the bestselling chocolate bar in the world. Made by Mars, Incorporated, SNICKERS has annual global sales of $2 billion. The bar consists of nougat topped with caramel and peanuts covered … Continue reading →

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Emory University Study Results: Cheaper Ring = More Successful Marriage! Cracker Jack Sales Soar!!!

Posted on October 30, 2014 by jr

Results of a new research study suggest that smart guys and gals might want to lower their expectations when selecting that engagement ring because it may predict whether your marriage will be made in Heaven…..or just plain Hell. The study was … Continue reading →

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Taylor Swift Is The Newest Presidential Medal Of Freedom Recipient!

Posted on October 28, 2014 by jr

Coming off the high of being named NYC’s Global Welcoming Ambassador, where she will be expected to greet all troop ships and cruise liners docking in Manhattan, Taylor Swift has now been given the highest civilian award of the United States, The Presidential … Continue reading →

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Famed Physicist Stephen Hawking Makes His First Post On Facebook….His Puppy! Awwwww!

Posted on October 25, 2014 by jr
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Toys “R” Us Relents! Will Return “Breaking Bad” Action Figures To Shelves. Will Also Introduce Kiddies First Meth Lab Kit!

Posted on October 25, 2014 by jr

After removing Breaking Bad Action figures from store shelves due to a Florida woman’s complaint, regarding their inappropriateness in a toy store, Toys r Us faced an onslaught of protests from fans and meth heads across the country. Even the … Continue reading →

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Jamie Gets Rumer With The Old Pull My Finger Gag!

Posted on October 25, 2014 by jr
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