Category Archives: GTK

Nick Jonas Says “Look!… I’m Not With Disney Anymore! Please Take My Music Seriously!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

When you got something to sell, you sell it! Nick Jonas, taking a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook, “How To Kill The Mouse.” is gearing up to market his new album, “Grab My Package” by dropping trou and … Continue reading →

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ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading →

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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading →

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It’s A Girl For Mila And Ashton! Introducing “Huh? Kunis-Kutcher”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Diddy: “I Was Misquoted! What I Said Was Tracy Morgan’s Belly Is A Work Of Art!”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr

“No disrespect To J”said Diddy, “Cause that is one  fine booty, but once again I was misquoted in the press. If you look at the tape and really listen to what I said, it was referring to my good friend … Continue reading →

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Secret Service Throws Goodbye Party For Director Julia Pierson!

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading →

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Everyone Wants To Ride The Magic Mike Bus! Now Oprah Jumps On Board!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

Everybody continues to jump on board Magic Mike 2 or as it is more coyly known “XXL”, which really seems appropriate, as the cast grows bigger every second. The list of stars who want in on Mike keeps getting longer and … Continue reading →

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White House Intruder Got Further Than Originally Reported. Goes Swimming And Bowling!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

It was originally reported that the recent intruder at The White House was nabbed at the front door. New reports are showing a much more embarrassing scenario. Turns out that he actually made it much further and had plenty of … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Best Venice Bachelor Party Ever! You’re Welcome Ladies!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr
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