Category Archives: International

Meryl Streep Balloon the Star of Macy’s Parade!

Posted on November 26, 2015 by jr

The first ballon kept aloft filled only with talent!

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“THE SHINING 2” Movie Sequels We’d Love To See!

Posted on October 5, 2015 by jr

“It’s even scarier in Russia!”  -Stephen King

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Fun And Fateful Tweets Throughout History

Posted on October 4, 2015 by jr
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Vatican Besieged By Thousands Who Refuse To Do Their Jobs, Begging For Papal Audience!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr

With reports appearing to confirm that the Pope had a private meeting with The Elizabeth Taylor of County Clerks, Kim Davis, it appears that everybody wants to get into the act. Monsignor Gianaitto Felatto, the Pontiff’s personal appointment scheduler has … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Look At The Evolution Of How We Get Our News

Posted on September 16, 2015 by jr
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Mary’s “Pictures That Are Worth A Few Words”

Posted on September 4, 2015 by jr
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Pakistan’s JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman Says Women Cause Earthquakes! GOP Nomination Seekers Take Notes!

Posted on May 31, 2015 by jr

*Mary’s Note- This is not a parody. It is not made up. It is a verbatim News Story During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed … Continue reading →

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Mary Helps Miss Wilson’s 2nd Grade Class Letter To Congress Go Viral

Posted on May 29, 2015 by jr
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FTM Scoop! Ted Cruz Urges Lucky Charms Boycott In Protest Of Ireland’s Same-Sex Marriage Vote!

Posted on May 25, 2015 by jr
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Ted Cruz’s Nightmare Begins! He’s Ordered Into Mandatory Same Sex Marriage! Mary’s Got The Details!

Posted on May 21, 2015 by jr

After working up crowds with his claim that same-sex marriage was going to be mandatory very soon, Ted Cruz faced his second* greatest fear today, when he received his official indoctrination papers from the Gay Mafia, demanding he report for … Continue reading →

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