Category Archives: Politics

Nyuk Nyuk. Who’s There? A Three Stooges Movie Sequel Announced!

Posted on May 9, 2015 by jr

The Hollywood Reporter coincidentally “reports” that the somewhat long awaited sequel to the 2012 sorta hit “The Three Stooges” is on the way to the big screen! This latest film is being envisioned as an action-comedy rather than a straight … Continue reading →

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The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by jr

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading →

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Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 GOP Presidential Melee! Gets All-Important Endorsement From Chuck Norris!

Posted on May 5, 2015 by jr

Mike Huckabee refused to throw caution to the wind and jump into the 2016 GOP presidential race until he was sure he had the proper support. “Ya know,” he said casually, as he contentedly sucked on a watermelon drop, “people … Continue reading →

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FTM Slips Backstage @ Fox News To Check Out The Craft Services Table! It Explains A Lot!

Posted on April 29, 2015 by jr
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Wow! His Picture Really Is, Right Next To The Word Idiot, In The Dictionary!

Posted on April 27, 2015 by jr
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Bush Chat

Posted on April 26, 2015 by jr

Jeb asks big brother for advice, after reading that being a Bush is hurting him in his possible run for the Presidency! A true Texan, George W. shoots from the hip!

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FTM Scoop! GOP Congressman Introduces Legislation That Might Actually Move The Country Forward! Fellow Party Members Go Ballistic!

Posted on April 24, 2015 by jr

A Midwest Republican congressman, who has, at least temporarily, chosen to remain anonymous, has proposed legislation, that many have claimed would move the country forward instead of backward. Many reports say it actually contains wording that would have to do … Continue reading →

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FTM Scoop! Bowing To Pressure, Cake Companies Rename “Devil’s Food!” Sales Soar To The Heavens!

Posted on April 23, 2015 by jr

Noticing a recent sales slump, the marketing execs from the largest selling cake mix companies have discovered increasing resistance from the religious right to purchase cake mixes called Devil’s Food. “There is a war against cake going on in this … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You! Hubble Telescope 25th Anniversary Edition.

Posted on April 22, 2015 by jr
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Paul Talks “Economy” In New Hampshire Where Crowds “Get Randy!”

Posted on April 21, 2015 by jr
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