Category Archives: Politics

Rand Paul Team Tests New Slogan “Stay Stupid America.” Rolls Out Stupid Campaign Buttons!

Posted on April 19, 2015 by jr

Republican Senator Rand Paul officially announced he’s running for president and he has pledged to get rid of the US Department of Education if he’s elected. To help promote this agenda his campaign has started handing out buttons promising Americans … Continue reading →

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Chris Christie Leaves Big Impression In New Hampshire! Mary Slips In Cheap Visual Joke!

Posted on April 18, 2015 by jr

Continuing on his “I’m Not Sure, I Dunno, Maybe, It’s None A Your Business, Get Outta My Face, Oh Yeah? I’m Lookin’ At Possibilities, Shuddup , How You Doin’,  Are You Gonna Eat That?” Campaign tour, around the United States, New … Continue reading →

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Mary Finds The Fastest Growing Church In America!

Posted on April 16, 2015 by jr

You Confess! You Decide!  Join now! The easiest church in the world. Ignore the parts of Scripture that crimp your own life and espouse the texts that serve your personal tastes. It’s that easy! A very modern church for a … Continue reading →

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“All Men Are Created Equal” Um….Maybe Not So Much In Ann Coulter’s America!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by jr

Words of Wisdom and equality for all from Ann Coulter: “I just think it should be… a little more difficult to vote. There is nothing unconstitutional about literacy tests.”

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Now It’s A GOP 3 Way As Marco Rubio Makes His Move.

Posted on April 13, 2015 by jr
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FTM Exclusive! Hillary Clinton To Announce Candidacy With Cool JIBJAB Video Showing Her Fun Side!

Posted on April 11, 2015 by jr

Staying on top of the latest in pop culture communications, the long awaited announcement of Hillary Clinton’s official run for the White House is almost here. Reports say Hillary plans on dropping her new video sometime this weekend. Using the … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Tom Cotton Comes Clean. “I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About!.” Hannity Flummoxed!

Posted on April 10, 2015 by jr

Appearing with Fox news emcee Sean Hannity, Arkansas junior senator, Tom Cotton decided to come clean about his knowledge and opinions which pretty much stunned Mr. Hannity, who tried to get his own mind wrapped around the idea that a … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Barbara Bush Tries To Explain Jeb’s Voter Registration Application.

Posted on April 9, 2015 by jr
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Brand New! Trendy Buttons, Bumper Stickers And Mugs. Available For Almost Everyone!

Posted on April 8, 2015 by jr

For a complete catalogue of available non inclusive gee gaws and knick knacks check out the fabulous selection of products at Helenahandbasket.com*. Please be aware that we reserve the right to withhold sales if for any reason we feel you … Continue reading →

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Rand Paul Jumps Into The Race And The Accusations Are Already Flying!

Posted on April 7, 2015 by jr
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