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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading →

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NFL Season In Jeopardy As 76% Of Players Have Criminal Charges Or Investigations Pending. Players Voluntarily Turning Themselves In To Police.

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

An emergency meeting has been called today, for all NFL team owners to discuss, what is turning into an NFL public relations nightmare! As more and more players are being charged with felonies ranging from spousal and child abuse to … Continue reading →

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Florida State Brings Hammer Down On Misbehaving Athletes. College Sports World Reels!!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Florida State quarterback Jamels Winston has been suspended from playing in  the first half of this Saturday’s big game against Clemson. His only offense was use of  an obscene phrase regarding women, in a public space. As a result of this … Continue reading →

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Chris Christie Foiled In Attempt To Stop Miss New York Winning Miss America Crown, 3 Years In A Row!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr

In a deliberate attempt to change the outcome of the Miss America pageant last night in Atlantic City, Governor Chris Christie personally placed misleading traffic signs on stage, in order to confuse the contestants and “put them off their game” … Continue reading →

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Golfer Greg Norman, Recovering From Chainsaw Accident, Gets Arm Caught in Giant Cheese Wedge! Instagrams Pic!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr
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Michael Sam Joins Cast of “The Big Bang Theory”. Will play The Wacky Gay Neighbor!

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

  Cut from the Saint Louis Rams, 7th round draft choice, openly gay, Michael Sam has made a quick recovery and dashed into Hollywood where he will become the latest cast member of TV’s smash hit, “The Big Bang Theory”. … Continue reading →

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James Cameron Announces “Titanic” Reboot Starring Michael Phelps!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

 

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Peyton Manning Swears Off Denver!!!!!

Posted on August 24, 2014 by jr

After dropping the F-Bomb on the appropriately named DJ Swearinger in yesterday’s Texans-Broncos matchup, Peyton Manning went on a foul-mouthed spree. Obviously annoyed by the penalty for the salty language, Manning loosened his lips all over the Mile High City, … Continue reading →

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Back On The Chain Gang

Posted on August 17, 2014 by jr

  Only one of these Yankee Chippendales is guilty of bad sportsmanship but all of them are guilty of bad taste. Okay it was 1997 but still way heavy on the Man-Tan and workin’ the gold chains…. Really? And the ladies were … Continue reading →

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