Category Archives: Sports

CBS Sportscaster Jim Rome Apologizes For Calling Marching Band Members Dorks! ” I’m Sorry, I Meant No Disrespect To Dorks”

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How It’s Done With Actual Talent!

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Gisele And Tom Celebrate Big Win Over Chicago. Hand $ignal How Much Of A Rai$e They Expect!

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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading

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NFL Season In Jeopardy As 76% Of Players Have Criminal Charges Or Investigations Pending. Players Voluntarily Turning Themselves In To Police.

An emergency meeting has been called today, for all NFL team owners to discuss, what is turning into an NFL public relations nightmare! As more and more players are being charged with felonies ranging from spousal and child abuse to … Continue reading

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Florida State Brings Hammer Down On Misbehaving Athletes. College Sports World Reels!!

Florida State quarterback Jamels Winston has been suspended from playing in  the first half of this Saturday’s big game against Clemson. His only offense was use of  an obscene phrase regarding women, in a public space. As a result of this … Continue reading

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Chris Christie Foiled In Attempt To Stop Miss New York Winning Miss America Crown, 3 Years In A Row!

In a deliberate attempt to change the outcome of the Miss America pageant last night in Atlantic City, Governor Chris Christie personally placed misleading traffic signs on stage, in order to confuse the contestants and “put them off their game” … Continue reading

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