Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Trump Thanks Voters With Wall Around New Hampshire!

Thrilled with his New Hampshire Primary Rout, Donald Trump is already showing his appreciation to the voters in New Hampshire by immediately ordering a temporary wall around the state, protecting it from all outside invasion and unwanted immigration. Trump workers … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Trump Announces Contest For “First Mistress”

     In an attempt to bring more women into his camp, Donald Trump announced today in New Hampshire, a contest for America’s First Mistress. “When I am in the White House, everything is gonna be so yuge, I am going … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | 1 Comment

Mary’s Just Sayin’

Posted in GTK, TidBits, Whores and Horrors | Leave a comment

Mary’s Best Wishes. May They Grow Old Together…Oh Wait…

Posted in Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Solves Birther Problem, Confirming Canada Is Part Of The United States!

“Check any Texas textbook,” Ted Cruz calmly stated this morning in response to critics claiming he cannot be president, as he was born in Canada in the waning days of 1970. “The great state of Canada IS a part of the … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Fox News Unveils New Honest Slogan!

Posted in GTK, poliitics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Ben And Donald Share A Moment…

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Something Even Scarier Than Donald Trump!

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Trump Continues His “Pacem In Terris Tour!” Pa Rum Pa Pa Harrumph!

Not just any kind of tree. This Christmas make sure you decorate your “Bigotry.”

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Trump Says He Saw Santa On Trump Tower Roof Last Christmas Eve!

Fox News Puppet Steve Doocy Swears He Saw Santa Too, Plus All 10 Reindeer! Confirms that Rudolph does indeed have a red nose and all of the reindeer have legal papers

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment