Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

FTM Scoop!! “Gofundme” Donation Site Crashes As Thousands Try To Board The Money Train!

The Internet Fundraising site “gofundme” has crashed after literally thousands of businesses and individual people attempted to set up pages at the same time claiming hardship for standing up for their religious beliefs in Indiana. After the word spread that … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Mike Pence Celebrates RFRA One Week Anniversary With Pizza Party Filled With Memories!

Posted in Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Wedding Cake On Cross Country Crime Spree! Mass Panic And Hysteria! Who Will Save Us?

Public officials in Arkansas are now on the lookout for an interstate felon, assaulting the sensibilities of God-fearing people throughout much of the South and Midwest parts of the nation. Not since Bonnie and Clyde has there been such an … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, International, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

They’re All Faux Patriotism! Mary Just Loves A Man In Uniform!

Rick Perry commissioned in the Air Force 5 years. Mitch McConnell served in the military for 5 weeks and was discharged for physical problems. The closest the rest got to the Military Uniform was at random Halloween parties

Posted in GTK, Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Governor Pence Erects New Highway Signs! Indiana Wants Me!…Um…Wait…Maybe Not So Much.

Posted in GTK, Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Mary Presents “Know Your Wildlife”

One is cuddly. One is creepy. You decide

Posted in GTK, Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Trump Forming Exploratory Committee for 2016 Presidential Bid. Question #1 Survey Says…….

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin Launches Her “Let’s All Write To Foreign Leaders” Campaign!

Emboldened by the recent letter sent to Iran from 47 Senators, Sarah Palin has again lead from her behind and announced her new initiative, encouraging everybody to send warning letters to heads of state all around the world. “This Obama … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Thanks To Fox News, Robert Durst Jumps To First. New GOP Darling Tops Polls!

Fox News has now proclaimed that accused murderer Robert Furst is the man to beat when it comes to the race for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. “This is our guy!”  Roger Ailes said breathlessly at the daily “news … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Today’s Lesson: Solar Eclipse= “Scary”

Posted in Politics, Ted Explains It All, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment