The President just seems in the mood to throw sanctions at people who are pissing him off lately. New punishments against North Korea were pretty much expected, but nobody could have predicted that Broadway Star Idina Menzel would be the recipient of his latest vendetta. The president explained how Idina earned his enmity”I was watching Adrina on the New Years celebration from Times Square, while vacationing in Hawaii. The entire First Family surrounded me, singing along to what may be the theme song for my last 2 years in office and just so, so happy. Shoulder to shoulder, swaying and completely enthralled in the music and the deep meaning of “Let it Go,” when that screeching sound just assaulted our ears. Sasha screamed in horror, tugging at her hair, Malia began running in circles and slamming into walls, the dog just rolled over clutching it’s ears, and Michelle fell to her knees sobbing, ‘Please make it stop’ and I just stood there with a dropped jaw thinking, What in the John Boehner is going on? Indiana was given this special gift to uplift America into the New Year, and she just destroyed that moment by delivering a sound nobody should ever be subjected to, and that includes our guests at Gitmo. And I have seen Kadima’s twitter posts.She is just so darn unapologetic, that I have no choice but to hit her with the most severe sanctions allowed against a Broadway Star. I have a committee being co-chaired by Tommy Tune and Betty Buckley, who will be recommending appropriate punishment. This is one time when we cannot Let It Go!”
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