Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Erika Jackson Sends American Idol Randy Packing. Charges Extreme Pitchiness!

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New Survey Shows Lena Shares More Than Most Want To Know

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Dunham has been out hawking her new book “Not a Girl That You Really Would Want to Be Around for Very Long” which seems like a long title, but whatever. Of course after showing as much of her physique as possible, this side of a gynecological exam, on her show “Girls” she is now out talking about said body and where it’s been and with who and how often and basically sharing more than most people have ever wanted to know.

“I don’t think I ever even thought about whether I was enjoying sex ‘till I was like 25,” she explained. “Because I was so worried about whether other people were enjoying sex with me that it never would have occurred to me that it was an act I was supposed to receive any pleasure from.”  she added that before her current boyfriend, “who’s a lovely, lovely person, I had a train of the most disastrous, despicable, van-dwelling monsters in my bed.”

Survey participants were asked the above question after reading Lena’s most recent statement. Results seem to confirm that Lena might want to keep a little mystery about her personal life.

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Weird Markings Showing Up On Cattle Heads From Pennsylvania to Washington!

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It started with Vale Woods Farm in Western Pennsylvania. When they noticed a baby calf with a marking on it’s head that looked like a number seven, they named her after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The ensuing press has brought thousands of curious people and business to this family owned food and grocery farm. Even more strange, a farm family in Redmond Washington noticed a peculiar dollar sign marking on one of it’s young’uns. He was immediately dubbed Bull Gates.

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Nothing Says “No, Really, Let It Go” Like These Sexy Olaf And Elsa Inspired Halloween Costumes!

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Ladies, they’ll be calling you anything but Frozen when you show up on Halloween in one of these hot costumes! “Single and “Sexy or “Married and Mommy”, you will love how these costumes from a fantasy have been rethought for today’s real world. Mother/Daughter sets are available for neighborhood fun or school parties. Teach your daughter the real meaning of  trick or treating! May be purchased on a short term layaway plan.

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Cuomo And DeBlasio And 73 Staff Members and 147 TV Reporters and Crew Prove NYC Subways Are Safe!

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Due to a report of a terrorist intention to attack The Paris Metro and NYC Subway, New York’s Top Pols, Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio went underground today for a ride, to prove the system was as safe as ever. Boarding a #2 train at Times Square, the two dems and their staffs immediately exited upon learning the train was going out of service. While waiting 17 minutes for the next train to arrive, Mayor DeBlasio entertained the gang with a mash-up of “Let It Go /All About That Bass” while Governor Cuomo captured everybody’s imagination making shadow puppets. Cuomo told reporters “when people feel comfortable enough to smile and laugh, they know they are safe!”

A train arrived and everyone, now in a jovial mood got on board and zoomed to 34th Street where the entourage made a hasty exit. DeBlasio whispered to Cuomo “I think that went well.” Cuomo responded “I think so too Bob. He then headed up to Macy’s where his girlfriend Sandra Lee was giving a cooking demo. DeBlasio laughed to reporters, “Well I guess I could pick up some underwear.”

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Exclusive! Crazy George’s Wedding Cake Topper!

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