Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Catherine Deneuve’s Dress Designer Arrested On Red Carpet In Sting Operation

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Hot young designer Esai deFromage was wrestled to the ground and handcuffed on the red carpet over the weekend at the Venice Film Festival by NYC police. The sting had it’s inception during NYC’s Fashion Week when suspicions arose that the dresses deFromage presented, were not actually original designs. In a collaborative effort with the Italian police and with assistance from Ms Deneuve, deFromage was charged with copyright infringement of Hanna-Barbara’s Flintstone collection. Deneuve was happy to take part in the sting when she first saw the dress and realized where she had seen it before. “I am an Icon. Not a cartoon!” she said with a lovely French accent. As she was led away Ms deFromage kept shouting “It’s Couture!!”

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Courtney Love And Marilyn Manson Tried To Donate Blood. Tests Show They Actually Have None!

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Demi Lovato Blown Off Stage By Wind Machine, Lands On Backstage Craft Services Table!

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Pyrotechnics and wild lighting effects are passe when it comes to today’s pop music concerts. Wind machines are all the rage and performers are trying to outdo each other in impressive displays of “windynamics”, as it is called in the trade. Unfortunately as everyone ramps up the blow power, accidents  are occurring more and more frequently. First Beyonce got her weave caught in a fan and had to have her extensions scissored off in order to be released. Now Demi Lovato had to cut a show short last evening, due to an out of control wind machine, called the “Turbo”. In this last photo taken just before she was literally blown off the stage she appeared to be screaming “turn that mother up!” The technician complied and Demi was blown through the back of the stage. EMS crews assisted her as she lay atop the demolished food table with trays of Lasagna, salad, and large cookies strewn everywhere. She was heard to murmur, “OMG That was Awesome!” With plenty of rest, she is expected to make a full recovery. 

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Claire Danes Breaks Down When Informed She Missed The Next Deadline To Store Photos On The Cloud

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Nicole Scherzinger Dragged Onto Yacht, Forced To Show Off Her Flawless Bikini Body In A Tiny Swimsuit In Formentera, Spain. Policia Notified.

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Lady Gaga Rants at Fashion Week Partygoers, “Goddamn Rich People…Shut The Fuck Up!”

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“Will you fucking shut up???” Screamed Lady Gaga at a Fashion Week party at The Plaza Hotel, “Goddamn Rich People!” Guests including Donatella Versace, Liberty Ross and Brooke Shields kept talking as she attempted to perform selections from her forthcoming jazz album, a collaborative effort with Tony Bennett. When everyone ignored her she proceeded to throw canapés and bar nuts at the attendees in an attempt to get them to STFU to no avail. She then launched a fusillade of water balloons, rotten avocados, beaver pelts, and clumps of shepherd’s pie at the audience, while tables were overturned in desperate attempts to seek cover. A final deluge of pigs’ blood rained down from the ceiling and at last the place quieted down to her satisfaction. She performed beautifully to an attentive and appreciative audience. As the performance was recorded, a live album is to be released in tandem with her jazz effort, September 23rd.

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