Allison Williams Posts First Look At Peter Pan Costume. Director Bryan Singer Tweets “That’s One Good Looking Peter”

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293 Musicians, Composers, Lyricists, Producers and Arrangers Sue Meghan Trainor For “All About That Bass”

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Sitting high on the Billboard charts should be an exciting time for Meghan Trainor but her joy comes with pain. Starting with people who thought her hit sounded like “Happy Mode” by South Korean group “Koyote”, while others felt it was a rip-off of a Phish song, the controversy has mushroomed. This morning a class action suit was filed on behalf of a group comprised of 293 composers, lyricists, musicians, record producers, arrangers , sound mixers, et al. who feel she stole the song from their works. At this point 127 songs have been submitted that sound like “All About That Bass.” Meghan’s only comment so far has been “This song came to be in a dream. It’s all mine! These haters gonna hate cause they know this baby’s got back and knows how to Par-Tay! They have got to Let it Go!”

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Cee-Lo To Teach Course At The Learning Annex

Cee-lo's dating tips

Reaction to Cee-Lo Green’s Tweets this past weekend discussing “dating etiquette” was swift and furious from the women’s rights group, UltraViolet and the general public as well. His TBS reality show “The Good Life” may have been cancelled but unlike some of his dates, he has landed on his feet. We have learned that he will be teaching a course on Modern Dating at The Learning Annex starting in October. Annex spokesman said “We know he’s had his problems but we stand behind him 100%. Cee-Lo has a wealth of experience to impart. He knows things most men have never even considered doing on a date.” Classes begin on Oct 3rd in NYC, the day after he gives a lecture at a GOP event in Virginia.

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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9 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About!

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  1. Dislikes fish and chips
  2. Has never taken an acting lesson on a Tuesday
  3. Has 3 pints less blood than the average person
  4. Will never use the word “relinquish” in conversation
  5. Has never slept with anyone who snored
  6. Prefers dinner on the early side
  7. Has more than 3 facial expressions
  8. Believes that “one” really is the loneliest number
  9. He donated beard trimmings for his replica at Madame Tussaud’s
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Gimme A Quote

Kissinger quote

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Another Gratuitous Product Endorsement

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Hugh Hefner Offers Solution To Nude Photo Cloud Leak!

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Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has made the generous offer to store any “personal” nude or semi-nude photos that Hollywood actresses and models would like to keep safe. “The recent hacking of the cloud, was embarrassing to women who naturally assumed their naked photos would be kept private in the Ethernet” he said.  “I have no idea where this cloud is, or who fluffs it, but at my house I have been keeping naked photos safe for over 60 years” he boasted, “Nobody sees them without my approval.” Hefner added that all sizes were acceptable but 8 by 10 glossies would be best.

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Rihanna spends Labor Day Weekend Working With The Coast Guard

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The Coast Guard, the nation’s first line of defense against smugglers seeking to bring illegal substances into the United States got even tougher this weekend as Rihanna manned the front lines. Riding her private yacht “The Ganja” the Barbados Bombshell pulled over 182 suspicious boats resulting in the confiscation of over 3000 pounds of marijuana, a holiday weekend record! A Coast Guard spokesman raved, “she’s got a better nose than a bomb sniffing dog……and she supplies her own uniform!” The contraband has been moved to an undisclosed location.

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