Tag Archives: #tedcruz

Cheney And Bush Surface To Air A Missile

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Mary Presents “Know Your Wildlife”

One is cuddly. One is creepy. You decide

Posted in GTK, Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Cruz Voyager, “Oh, Teddy, Don’t Let’s Ask For The Moon. We Have The Stars,”

Posted in GTK, Politics | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Today’s Lesson: Solar Eclipse= “Scary”

Posted in Politics, Ted Explains It All, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Penis-Shaped Neckline Livens Up Natarsha Belling’s News Report

A fashion statement from an Australian news anchor has gone viral. Like a Rorschach image, people see many different things. Some people don’t see it at all, but for those who do, they definitely know what it is and as … Continue reading

Posted in International, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

Is The Moon A Planet Or A Star? Ted Cruz Puts Together Advisory Panel To Decide!

Ted Cruz, newly appointed chairman of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, was simply shopping for a birthday gift for his wife on QVC yesterday, when he instead, found himself enthralled by the brilliant host Shawn Killinger and designer … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Scoop | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted in Politics, Ted Explains It All | Tagged | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted in Politics, Ted Explains It All | Tagged | Leave a comment

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Ted’s Peter Pan Review

Posted in GTK, Ted Explains It All, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment