Monthly Archives: February 2015

Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading

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Tom Hanks Reunites With Castaway Co-Star, Wilson! Warns Volleyball To Stay Away From Tom Brady!!

A Hollywood reunion, of a major on-screen couple(of sorts) took place at last night’s Rangers game in NYC. Tom Hanks and Wilson the Volleyball! The two co-stars hadn’t seen each other since that sad ending in the ocean, when Tom was … Continue reading

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Mary’ Random Thought Of The Day

Ooh thoughtfully random

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Bob Newhart

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Amy Pascal Out As Sony Top Gun! Goes Indie. Opens Downtown LA Office.

Taking pitches in her new office in downtown Los Angeles, beleaguered, former head of Sony Pictures, Amy Pascal says she is totally open to original ideas. “I realized I was getting stagnant sitting in that high and mighty office at … Continue reading

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Subtlety Illustrated Magazine. Look! It’s the “Ahem” Swim Suit Issue! It’s Larry Flint Approved!!!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Infinitely random

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Shirley Bassey

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Thom Tillis Announces His “Opting Out” Plan. “This is America! Do Whatever You Effing Want!!”

Senator Thom Tilllis (R-NC) made headlines yesterday when he suggested that there is too much government involved in everyday lives and business. He suggested restaurant employees shouldn’t be “required “ to wash their hands if they don’t feel like it. … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Sing Out!

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