Category Archives: Scoop

Fun And Fateful Tweets Throughout History

Posted on October 4, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Research Shows Vegetables And Fruit Exposed To News Get Depressed.

Posted on October 2, 2015 by jr

After exhaustive studies, experts at government food labs have determined that ordinary fruits and vegetables suffer an immediate sense of despondency when exposed to current events via news outlets. “What’s even more striking is how suddenly they lose vitamin potency … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Mary’s Got First Look At New GOP Mascot

Posted on October 1, 2015 by jr
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Vatican Besieged By Thousands Who Refuse To Do Their Jobs, Begging For Papal Audience!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr

With reports appearing to confirm that the Pope had a private meeting with The Elizabeth Taylor of County Clerks, Kim Davis, it appears that everybody wants to get into the act. Monsignor Gianaitto Felatto, the Pontiff’s personal appointment scheduler has … Continue reading →

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Mary Celebrates National Ted Cruz Day!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by jr

Let stupid reign across the plains!

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It’s Moe Larry And Carly! The GOP Top Three!

Posted on September 22, 2015 by jr

The crazier the stuff you say, the higher and faster you rise in the GOP polls for the presidential nomination. Whether you prefer your candidate more clownlike or stoogelike the GOP has got it’s base covered. It appears that the … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Ghostbusters Reboot! Spoiler Alert!

Posted on September 22, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Mary Gets Exclusive Post Debate Parking Lot Photo Op!

Posted on September 18, 2015 by jr

For Trump, the honeymoon’s over!

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Mary’s Probably Improbable Future Front Page News!

Posted on September 16, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Mary’s Special Letter From The Founding Fathers To Kim Davis Supporters!

Posted on September 4, 2015 by jr
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