Category Archives: Scoop

The Fox Always Puts A Special Spin On The News!

Posted on May 17, 2015 by jr
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“Pin The Tail On The Doocy! Summertime Fun For The Whole Family! It’s Hilarious!

Posted on May 15, 2015 by jr

D-bag Toys introduces a new spin on an old party favorite. Just in time for those warm weather barbecues and pool parties, comes the fun game that 99% of the country can enjoy! It’s the age-old game that has been … Continue reading →

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Brick Announces Candidacy For GOP Nomination. Jumps To Head Of The Field!

Posted on May 11, 2015 by jr

Surprise announcement today, out of the heartland when a brick, who until recently was simply one of many, in a home in Kansas City, announced his intention to seek the Republican Party nomination for the Presidency. Appearing at his downtown … Continue reading →

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Michelle Duggar’s 87 Children Buy Her All New Female Internal Organs For Mother’s Day! TLC Renews TV Series For 19 More Years!

Posted on May 10, 2015 by jr

Michelle Duggar, star and “chief baby baker” of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting, got a heck of a surprise for Mother’s Day! A gift certificate for a transplant including a brand new uterus, set of ovaries, fallopian tubes and vagina, … Continue reading →

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Nyuk Nyuk. Who’s There? A Three Stooges Movie Sequel Announced!

Posted on May 9, 2015 by jr

The Hollywood Reporter coincidentally “reports” that the somewhat long awaited sequel to the 2012 sorta hit “The Three Stooges” is on the way to the big screen! This latest film is being envisioned as an action-comedy rather than a straight … Continue reading →

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The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by jr

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading →

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Beyonce Starts Gofundme Designer Dress Site. Expects To Raise Enough To Complete Sexy Gown!

Posted on May 6, 2015 by jr
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Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 GOP Presidential Melee! Gets All-Important Endorsement From Chuck Norris!

Posted on May 5, 2015 by jr

Mike Huckabee refused to throw caution to the wind and jump into the 2016 GOP presidential race until he was sure he had the proper support. “Ya know,” he said casually, as he contentedly sucked on a watermelon drop, “people … Continue reading →

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FTM Slips Backstage @ Fox News To Check Out The Craft Services Table! It Explains A Lot!

Posted on April 29, 2015 by jr
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Wow! His Picture Really Is, Right Next To The Word Idiot, In The Dictionary!

Posted on April 27, 2015 by jr
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