Category Archives: GTK

Amy Pascal Out As Sony Top Gun! Goes Indie. Opens Downtown LA Office.

Taking pitches in her new office in downtown Los Angeles, beleaguered, former head of Sony Pictures, Amy Pascal says she is totally open to original ideas. “I realized I was getting stagnant sitting in that high and mighty office at … Continue reading

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Subtlety Illustrated Magazine. Look! It’s the “Ahem” Swim Suit Issue! It’s Larry Flint Approved!!!

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Thom Tillis Announces His “Opting Out” Plan. “This is America! Do Whatever You Effing Want!!”

Senator Thom Tilllis (R-NC) made headlines yesterday when he suggested that there is too much government involved in everyday lives and business. He suggested restaurant employees shouldn’t be “required “ to wash their hands if they don’t feel like it. … Continue reading

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Ryan Reynolds Denies His Daughter’s Name is “Violet”. Now Everybody’s Guessing Some Lively Names!!!

Celebrities looking for headlines are, it appears, no longer content to simply announce that they are having a baby, reveal who they are having a baby with, trumpet the blessed basketful’s arrival, and then proudly anoint them with some head scratching … Continue reading

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Seahawks Offense Coach Gives The Logic Behind Devastating Pass And Makes No Sense. Now It All Makes Sense!

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Sources Confirm Bruce Jenner Is Transitioning From Weird Looking Old Man To Unattractive Old Woman!

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Fox News Poll: 100% Of Country Despises Obama. Considers Him Absolute Failure! “Our Job Is Done,” Boasts Roger Ailes!!!

Beaming with pride Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes met with reporters to discuss their latest unbelievable poll results. Reporter: It is amazing Mr. Ailes, No poll has ever had 100% agreement. How do you think you got this, against all … Continue reading

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Mary’s Flip Flopping The Stories! Now It’s News!

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Phillip Phillips Seeks Seeks Break Break From From ‘Oppressive Oppressive’ ‘American American Idol Idol’ Producer Producer.

He has also requested that we stop repeating every word he says. Like his name, he finds it pretty annoying.

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Glassdoor Career Website Lists Top 25 Jobs For 2015. “Being Warren Buffett” Still Ranks #1

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