Category Archives: GTK

Sometimes Even The Pope Questions The Heavenly Father!

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White House Releases Advance Synopsis Of The President’s State Of The Union Address!!

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Entertainment Minutiae! Sofia Vergara Sneezes As Modern Family Films New Episode!!

Last week, while the hit TV show Modern Family was filming, Sofia Vergara simply had to sneeze! She was in her dressing room, looking sexy in a crop top, complemented with oh-so-skinny jeans, at the time. While speaking with her personal … Continue reading

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Jane Fonda Admits Big Mistakes! “70’s North Vietnam Trip”, These “Leg Warmers”, and “Old Gringo”. Otherwise, It’s All Good!

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Call Him “Mike Huckabook!” You’ve Gotta Read The Reviews!

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2 Kentucky Teens On Crime Spree Encouraged To Surrender. Offered TLC Reality Show As Enticement!!!

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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Billings , Montana today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew … Continue reading

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Mariah’s Heading To Vegas! Vocal Recordings Almost Complete!!

Mariah Carey is headed to Las Vegas! Starting May 6th, the 5-octave floatation device will be taking up residency at Caesars Palace, for a show promising to provide an audio man’s treasure trove of outtakes. The show, titled “Mariah Carey … Continue reading

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Lego Movie Snubbed For Best Animation Oscar! Academy Awards Show Boycott Planned!!

It seems that being nominated for Best Original Song “Everything is Awesome,” will not be enough to satisfy the plastic creations of the year’s biggest animated hit, “The Lego Movie!” The popular film has grossed over $250 million domestically, and … Continue reading

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John McCain Wants His “Illegitimate Son” Lindsey Graham To Run For President!!

Washington (FTM) Republicans on Capitol Hill dragged out their best PR statements, on hearing the news that Mitt Romney is considering losing the White House for a third time. But it was Arizona Sen. John McCain who really made everyone’s … Continue reading

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