Category Archives: Politics

Call Him “Mike Huckabook!” You’ve Gotta Read The Reviews!

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Is The Moon A Planet Or A Star? Ted Cruz Puts Together Advisory Panel To Decide!

Ted Cruz, newly appointed chairman of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, was simply shopping for a birthday gift for his wife on QVC yesterday, when he instead, found himself enthralled by the brilliant host Shawn Killinger and designer … Continue reading

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White House Releases Photo Showing Both President And Vice-President Did Indeed Go To Paris!!

Attempting to quell the criticism regarding the recent anti terrorist march in Paris over the weekend The White House has released their official photo from the event. News pundits and politicians had been severely critical that we did not send … Continue reading

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John McCain Wants His “Illegitimate Son” Lindsey Graham To Run For President!!

Washington (FTM) Republicans on Capitol Hill dragged out their best PR statements, on hearing the news that Mitt Romney is considering losing the White House for a third time. But it was Arizona Sen. John McCain who really made everyone’s … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

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Barack Obama on the Stairgate Scandal, “It’s Gonna Be A Long Two Years.”

“You know, I guess, in retrospect we should have been more suspect when we got the call,” said Jeremy Storm, the officer in charge of presidential stair scheduling at Andrews Air Force Base, “but the girl’s voice sounded very sincere, … Continue reading

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Bush Chat

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Privately, Romney Admits There Is A One Per Cent Chance He Will Run For President In 2016!!

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Sarah Palin Demonstrates The Proper Way To Stand On A Living Creature To Help You Reach Your Goals!

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Bush Chat

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