Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Michelle Duggar’s 87 Children Buy Her All New Female Internal Organs For Mother’s Day! TLC Renews TV Series For 19 More Years!

Posted on May 10, 2015 by jr

Michelle Duggar, star and “chief baby baker” of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting, got a heck of a surprise for Mother’s Day! A gift certificate for a transplant including a brand new uterus, set of ovaries, fallopian tubes and vagina, … Continue reading →

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The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by jr

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading →

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Huckabee Jumps Into 2016 GOP Presidential Melee! Gets All-Important Endorsement From Chuck Norris!

Posted on May 5, 2015 by jr

Mike Huckabee refused to throw caution to the wind and jump into the 2016 GOP presidential race until he was sure he had the proper support. “Ya know,” he said casually, as he contentedly sucked on a watermelon drop, “people … Continue reading →

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FTM Slips Backstage @ Fox News To Check Out The Craft Services Table! It Explains A Lot!

Posted on April 29, 2015 by jr
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Wow! His Picture Really Is, Right Next To The Word Idiot, In The Dictionary!

Posted on April 27, 2015 by jr
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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You! Hubble Telescope 25th Anniversary Edition.

Posted on April 22, 2015 by jr
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Chris Christie Leaves Big Impression In New Hampshire! Mary Slips In Cheap Visual Joke!

Posted on April 18, 2015 by jr

Continuing on his “I’m Not Sure, I Dunno, Maybe, It’s None A Your Business, Get Outta My Face, Oh Yeah? I’m Lookin’ At Possibilities, Shuddup , How You Doin’,  Are You Gonna Eat That?” Campaign tour, around the United States, New … Continue reading →

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Mary Finds The Fastest Growing Church In America!

Posted on April 16, 2015 by jr

You Confess! You Decide!  Join now! The easiest church in the world. Ignore the parts of Scripture that crimp your own life and espouse the texts that serve your personal tastes. It’s that easy! A very modern church for a … Continue reading →

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“All Men Are Created Equal” Um….Maybe Not So Much In Ann Coulter’s America!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by jr

Words of Wisdom and equality for all from Ann Coulter: “I just think it should be… a little more difficult to vote. There is nothing unconstitutional about literacy tests.”

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Scoop! Tom Cotton Comes Clean. “I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About!.” Hannity Flummoxed!

Posted on April 10, 2015 by jr

Appearing with Fox news emcee Sean Hannity, Arkansas junior senator, Tom Cotton decided to come clean about his knowledge and opinions which pretty much stunned Mr. Hannity, who tried to get his own mind wrapped around the idea that a … Continue reading →

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