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Glade Introduces New Room Scents for Dog Lovers Everywhere!!

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If you simply love dogs and can’t get enough of them, Glade has created a new line of room odorizers with you in mind! Just because you can’t have  a loving four-legged companion, due to a family member’s allergy, or your apartment building won’t permit them, doesn’t mean your home can’t smell like a dog! Glade is launching a new line of scents for doggie lovers everywhere. With Glade you can enjoy the fun filled game of “Hey WTF did you roll in Fido?” It actually gets the olfactory senses working, trying to figure out what that awful smell is composed (or decomposed) of! You can almost envision  the chagrined look on a doggy’s face, when you fill the rooms with skunk fight. This is one stench that even the dog didn’t expect and still doesn’t understand why that black cat with the white stripe smelled so much. And you can really challenge your tolerance for doggie love, when wet dog wafts into your nostrils. You could never imagine what a melange of scents emerge from dogs when they walk in the rain or take a dip in the ocean. Guests will swear you are hiding the dog somewhere. They smell that real!!

3 new scents from Glade make it possible to come home to that great canine smell without all the work. Only from Glade!

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Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months. NBC Promises More Punishment To Come!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Study: Pot Doesn’t Increase Crash Risk. Study Chairmen Cheech and Chong Hold Press Conference!

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A 20-month government study of drivers in 2013 and 2014 found no evidence that marijuana use leads to higher risk of getting into a car accident. Study Co-chairs Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong met with reporters for a little Q&A. Wafting in on a cloud of smoke the boys were a little late but mellow as ever.

Reporter: “Guys, this press conference was supposed to start 2 hours ago. What’s up with that?”

Tommy Chong: “Uhhhhh. Slow down. What was the question again dude?”

Reporter: “You are 2 hours late and all you had for us to eat here, was Hostess Twinkies and Doritos. Where have you been?”

Cheech Marin: “Weren’t there some skittles too? Damn I specifully ordered skittles. I love the rainbow of flavors.”

Reporter: “Hey Tommy, How large was the sample group for this study?”

Tommy: “What study?”

Reporter: “The marijuana and driving safety study. That’s why we are here.”

Cheech: “Let me just stop you right there.”

Reporter: “and what.”

Tommy: “and what what?”

Reporter: “what did you stop me there for?”

Cheech: “Stop you where?”

Tommy: “Man you gotta chill. What are you talking about?”

Reporter: “This is crazy. Are you guys stoned? Did you guys drive here?”

Tommy: “Drive here? Whaddiya crazy? Hey! Anybody seen Dave?”

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Kanye West Receives Special STFU Grammye Award!

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After voicing complaints about Beck receiving the Grammy Award for best album of the year, instead of Beyonce, Kanye West, once again attracted the attention of Grammy bigwigs with a self delusional rant. Reminiscent of his staged intrusion, during Taylor Swift’s win in 2009, the Big “K “ reignited the controversy by telling them that if they wanted the support of the heavy hitters like himself, they better stop messing around and give them the awards. The Grammy Board of Governors immediately awarded a special “STFU Grammy” to West and also promised to design a new “Grammy Award Chair,” so that next year he can sit on it.

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ABC News Takes Promotional Advantage Of Brian Williams’ Woes. Ouch!!

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