Tag Archives: #foxnews

“Pin The Tail On The Doocy! Summertime Fun For The Whole Family! It’s Hilarious!

Posted on May 15, 2015 by jr

D-bag Toys introduces a new spin on an old party favorite. Just in time for those warm weather barbecues and pool parties, comes the fun game that 99% of the country can enjoy! It’s the age-old game that has been … Continue reading →

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Nyuk Nyuk. Who’s There? A Three Stooges Movie Sequel Announced!

Posted on May 9, 2015 by jr

The Hollywood Reporter coincidentally “reports” that the somewhat long awaited sequel to the 2012 sorta hit “The Three Stooges” is on the way to the big screen! This latest film is being envisioned as an action-comedy rather than a straight … Continue reading →

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The Word “News” Seeks Restraining Order Against The Word “Fox.” It Must Stay At Least 50 Iambic Feet Away!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by jr

Fed up with having it’s meaning and reputation diluted, strangled, chopped, diced, pureed and basically destroyed, the word, “News” is finally taking some action and heading to court, seeking an order that will guarantee that the words fox and news … Continue reading →

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FTM Slips Backstage @ Fox News To Check Out The Craft Services Table! It Explains A Lot!

Posted on April 29, 2015 by jr
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“All Men Are Created Equal” Um….Maybe Not So Much In Ann Coulter’s America!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by jr

Words of Wisdom and equality for all from Ann Coulter: “I just think it should be… a little more difficult to vote. There is nothing unconstitutional about literacy tests.”

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Thanks To Fox News, Robert Durst Jumps To First. New GOP Darling Tops Polls!

Posted on March 20, 2015 by jr

Fox News has now proclaimed that accused murderer Robert Furst is the man to beat when it comes to the race for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. “This is our guy!”  Roger Ailes said breathlessly at the daily “news … Continue reading →

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Fox News Retires Fair And Balanced. Unveils New, More Direct Slogan!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by jr
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Bill O’Reilly Reminds Everybody Where He Works. Critics Say “Oh Right….Nevermind.”

Posted on February 22, 2015 by jr

Bill O’Reilly In The No Spin “Spin Zone”

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Fox News Poll: 100% Of Country Despises Obama. Considers Him Absolute Failure! “Our Job Is Done,” Boasts Roger Ailes!!!

Posted on January 30, 2015 by jr

Beaming with pride Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes met with reporters to discuss their latest unbelievable poll results. Reporter: It is amazing Mr. Ailes, No poll has ever had 100% agreement. How do you think you got this, against all … Continue reading →

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Dish Network Subscribers Lose Fox. Forced To Watch Actual News!

Posted on December 22, 2014 by jr

Contract negotiations between TV networks and cable and satellite providers have been growing increasingly contentious and this week more networks have gone dark in the middle of a carriage war. Now, it’s horrifying news for many Dish Network subscribers. Fox … Continue reading →

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