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Ted Cruz Confronts Waiter For Asking Too Many Hard Questions!

As NYC restaurant waiter Paul Kasenflangel related the story, it began pleasantly like most dining experiences. “I welcomed Mr. Cruz and introduced myself as I normally do and placed the menu and wine lists in front of him. He gave … Continue reading

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Media Ranks GOP Debate Winners Alphabetically. Jeb Bush Wins!

As nobody could agree on exactly what the criteria should be in judging the winners and losers of the GOP debate last evening, a media panel has suggested they be rated alphabetically, which makes Jeb Bush the automatic winner. One … Continue reading

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Countdown Clock For Ben Carson and Donald Trump To Return To Their Day Jobs

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Scoop! Home Alone Remake On The Way!

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Paul Ryan May Advance House Speaker Bid After Majority of GOP Caucus Backs Him!

Ryan was backed by more than 70 percent of the Freedom Caucus, short of the 80 percent needed for an official endorsement. Ryan, however, indicated that was enough for him to advance his bid.

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GOP Panels To Investigate Hillary’s Involvement In Ben Gay, Ben Affleck, BeniHana And Many Other Bens!

Finding no actual crime to pin on Hillary Clinton, after millions of dollars and hours spent, smearing her with an imaginary Benghazi Scandal, the GOP has decided to look into other accusations involving things with the prefix “Ben”. One senator … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee Launches Monthly Magazine! It’s a Huck of A Lot Of Fun!

Cashing in on his popularity from the religious right, Presidential hopeful, Mike Huckabee has published his first issue of a magazine he believes will be as trend setting and popular as “O” The Oprah Magazine. Filled with his deepest thoughts, … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Scoop! Mary’s Got First Look At New GOP Mascot

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Trump’s Press Conference. Mary Reads The Donald’s Mind!

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