Tag Archives: #obama

Fox News Poll: 100% Of Country Despises Obama. Considers Him Absolute Failure! “Our Job Is Done,” Boasts Roger Ailes!!!

Posted on January 30, 2015 by jr

Beaming with pride Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes met with reporters to discuss their latest unbelievable poll results. Reporter: It is amazing Mr. Ailes, No poll has ever had 100% agreement. How do you think you got this, against all … Continue reading →

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Joni Ernst To Give GOP Response To Obama State Of The Union Address. In Depth Farm Report Expected!

Posted on January 20, 2015 by jr

Due to her overwhelming, 2 weeks of experience in Washington D.C., Iowa junior senator Joni Ernst was chosen to give the Republican Response to the President’s State Of The Union Address this evening. Although she has been told she should … Continue reading →

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White House Releases Advance Synopsis Of The President’s State Of The Union Address!!

Posted on January 19, 2015 by jr
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Barack Obama on the Stairgate Scandal, “It’s Gonna Be A Long Two Years.”

Posted on January 11, 2015 by jr

“You know, I guess, in retrospect we should have been more suspect when we got the call,” said Jeremy Storm, the officer in charge of presidential stair scheduling at Andrews Air Force Base, “but the girl’s voice sounded very sincere, … Continue reading →

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Everybody Comes Together At Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Posted on December 24, 2014 by jr
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Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Fastest Product Endorsement Ever! For Presidential Size Acid Reflux!

Posted on December 8, 2014 by jr

An anonymous source laughed, “Boy he’s gonna need it!”

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President Obama Gives John Boehner An Early Christmas Gift. A Direct Line To His Office!

Posted on December 7, 2014 by jr

Knowing he will have to work even more intensely with the Republicans next year, the President has reached out to Speaker of the House John Boehner with a thoughtful gift that he believes shows his determination to connect with him in … Continue reading →

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President Pleased With Tree Lighting Ceremony. Awaits Review From Elizabeth Lauten!

Posted on December 6, 2014 by jr

As he waited anxiously to hear the all-important review, rocking back and forth on his toes, President Obama mentioned to reporters, somewhat nervously, “I just hope Elizabeth knows we did our best with this one! The girls have been practicing … Continue reading →

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Boehner Says Obama’s Immigration Action Damages Presidency. Calls Him A “Big Poopyhead!”

Posted on November 22, 2014 by jr

John Boehner Calling them as he sees them!

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