Category Archives: Scoop

Fox News Poll: 100% Of Country Despises Obama. Considers Him Absolute Failure! “Our Job Is Done,” Boasts Roger Ailes!!!

Posted on January 30, 2015 by jr

Beaming with pride Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes met with reporters to discuss their latest unbelievable poll results. Reporter: It is amazing Mr. Ailes, No poll has ever had 100% agreement. How do you think you got this, against all … Continue reading →

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Senate Approves Keystone Pipeline Bill In Face Of Obama Veto. Alters Route Slightly Just To Rub It In!!

Posted on January 29, 2015 by jr
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New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie Takes Step Toward White House Bid. Sits Down To Rest. Another Step Expected Soon!

Posted on January 26, 2015 by jr

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and his supporters have formed a political action committee, according to a source charged with the job of leaking the information. The PAC, called “Lanes for America,” is yet one more sign that Christie, 252 … Continue reading →

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Officials Still Looking For Missing Football Air. Two Suspects Under Surveillance!!!

Posted on January 24, 2015 by jr
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Facial Movie Reviews: Today’s Feature, Jennifer Lopez In “The Boy Next Door.”

Posted on January 23, 2015 by jr
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Atomic Scientists Move Doomsday Clock 2 Taylor Swift Albums Closer To Midnight!!

Posted on January 22, 2015 by jr
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Kraft Announces Swiss Cheese Breakthrough. Less Holes! More Cheese!!

Posted on January 22, 2015 by jr

Ham and Cheese sandwiches just got a bit tastier thanks to the Fromage Labs at Kraft Foods. That was the big news out of the Kraft Foods Worldwide meeting in Las Vegas! Joyous food news celebrated today by CEO Richard Ernz, … Continue reading →

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Republicans Give President Commemorative Football At State Of The Union Address. A Gift From The “True Patriots!”

Posted on January 21, 2015 by jr
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North Carolina’s Ramen Noodlepalooza On I-95!!! One Delicious Event!!!

Posted on January 21, 2015 by jr

College students and anybody on a budget from North Carolina and surrounding states, converged on I-95 near Rocky Mount, after a tractor trailer carrying a full load of the delicious noodles, crashed in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Truck … Continue reading →

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Shootin’ With Joni

Posted on January 20, 2015 by jr
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