Category Archives: Scoop

Joni Ernst To Give GOP Response To Obama State Of The Union Address. In Depth Farm Report Expected!

Posted on January 20, 2015 by jr

Due to her overwhelming, 2 weeks of experience in Washington D.C., Iowa junior senator Joni Ernst was chosen to give the Republican Response to the President’s State Of The Union Address this evening. Although she has been told she should … Continue reading →

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White House Releases Advance Synopsis Of The President’s State Of The Union Address!!

Posted on January 19, 2015 by jr
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Entertainment Minutiae! Sofia Vergara Sneezes As Modern Family Films New Episode!!

Posted on January 18, 2015 by jr

Last week, while the hit TV show Modern Family was filming, Sofia Vergara simply had to sneeze! She was in her dressing room, looking sexy in a crop top, complemented with oh-so-skinny jeans, at the time. While speaking with her personal … Continue reading →

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Call Him “Mike Huckabook!” You’ve Gotta Read The Reviews!

Posted on January 18, 2015 by jr
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2 Kentucky Teens On Crime Spree Encouraged To Surrender. Offered TLC Reality Show As Enticement!!!

Posted on January 17, 2015 by jr
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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Posted on January 17, 2015 by jr

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Billings , Montana today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew … Continue reading →

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Is The Moon A Planet Or A Star? Ted Cruz Puts Together Advisory Panel To Decide!

Posted on January 16, 2015 by jr

Ted Cruz, newly appointed chairman of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, was simply shopping for a birthday gift for his wife on QVC yesterday, when he instead, found himself enthralled by the brilliant host Shawn Killinger and designer … Continue reading →

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Lego Movie Snubbed For Best Animation Oscar! Academy Awards Show Boycott Planned!!

Posted on January 15, 2015 by jr

It seems that being nominated for Best Original Song “Everything is Awesome,” will not be enough to satisfy the plastic creations of the year’s biggest animated hit, “The Lego Movie!” The popular film has grossed over $250 million domestically, and … Continue reading →

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White House Releases Photo Showing Both President And Vice-President Did Indeed Go To Paris!!

Posted on January 14, 2015 by jr

Attempting to quell the criticism regarding the recent anti terrorist march in Paris over the weekend The White House has released their official photo from the event. News pundits and politicians had been severely critical that we did not send … Continue reading →

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John McCain Wants His “Illegitimate Son” Lindsey Graham To Run For President!!

Posted on January 13, 2015 by jr

Washington (FTM) Republicans on Capitol Hill dragged out their best PR statements, on hearing the news that Mitt Romney is considering losing the White House for a third time. But it was Arizona Sen. John McCain who really made everyone’s … Continue reading →

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