Category Archives: GTK

Glade Introduces New Room Scents for Dog Lovers Everywhere!!

Posted on February 11, 2015 by jr

If you simply love dogs and can’t get enough of them, Glade has created a new line of room odorizers with you in mind! Just because you can’t have  a loving four-legged companion, due to a family member’s allergy, or your … Continue reading →

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Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months. NBC Promises More Punishment To Come!

Posted on February 11, 2015 by jr
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Study: Pot Doesn’t Increase Crash Risk. Study Chairmen Cheech and Chong Hold Press Conference!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr

A 20-month government study of drivers in 2013 and 2014 found no evidence that marijuana use leads to higher risk of getting into a car accident. Study Co-chairs Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong met with reporters for a little Q&A. … Continue reading →

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Kanye West Receives Special STFU Grammye Award!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr

After voicing complaints about Beck receiving the Grammy Award for best album of the year, instead of Beyonce, Kanye West, once again attracted the attention of Grammy bigwigs with a self delusional rant. Reminiscent of his staged intrusion, during Taylor … Continue reading →

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ABC News Takes Promotional Advantage Of Brian Williams’ Woes. Ouch!!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr
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Approved Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photo Released. Accept No Leaked Substitutes! Check For USDA Stamp!!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says The Campaign Field Is ‘Being Polluted By Money’. Shocks 3 People In Des Moines!!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg playing the new game sensation “State The Obvious!” which she easily won as nobody could top that.

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Brian Williams Admits He Didn’t Star In The Lion King On Broadway. He Misremembered. He Was Only In The Audience!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

The Brian King

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Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Reunites With Castaway Co-Star, Wilson! Warns Volleyball To Stay Away From Tom Brady!!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

A Hollywood reunion, of a major on-screen couple(of sorts) took place at last night’s Rangers game in NYC. Tom Hanks and Wilson the Volleyball! The two co-stars hadn’t seen each other since that sad ending in the ocean, when Tom was … Continue reading →

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